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  1. GreenMachine

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    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...ew-team-captain-Sir-Elton-John?urn=nfl,177851

     
  2. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    I hate the Patriots even more now. Thanks for posting.
     
  3. brothermoose

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    Billy Joel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elton John
     
  4. KSJets

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    They picked him hoping that a crowd where they aren't the home team will actually cheer for them, even though the people will probably be cheering for Elton John. They'll probably say "See, we aren't hated over here".
     
  5. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    So Billy Joel enters Elton John?
    oh no wait, He has a bigger piano than Elton John?

    oh ok , I see it. Billy Joel is shooting Elton with a Plasmatronic Spear enebulizer....

    Nice..
     
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    best post i've read all summer. That means this summer really sucks, or that post was just magnificent.
     
  7. ScotsJet

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    Gawd, I'm going to that game. Sounds nauseating.
     
  8. Pats4Ever

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    IT IS FOUR YEARS, FIVE MONTHS AND COUNTING, OR, TO SAY IT ANOTHER WAY, APPROXIMATELY 1620 DAYS SINCE RK AND BB HAVE BROUGHT A CHAMPIONSHIP TO THE MA/RI/CT METRO AREA

    Multiply that by ten for the Yets :rofl:
     
  9. SyracuseJet

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    Yep, but we're still undefeated in Super Bowls...
     
  10. ScotsJet

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    The dinosaurs predate the Romans, but they are both history now.
     
  11. Royal Tee

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    I smiled,
    then I frowned,
    but then I smiled again!


    Elton looks at Billy Joels pants and then grins as he looks up to Billy.
    Billy then replied..."RELAX Princess, It's my P.S.E."
    to which Elton replied "Really,? I don't believe you whip it out sunshine"

    Unfortunately he did and that's the story behind brothermoose's post.
     
  12. Gator

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    Is that Bobby in yer avatar, Brother?
     
  13. brothermoose

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    The cheese himself.
     
  14. Jetsetter

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    Elton gets to roam the Pats locker room before the game. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  15. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    What the frig does that even mean? That's not only unnecessary, it's downright embarrassing. Besides, if you threw a football to Elton John, it would turn into "Oh, my nose!" quicker than sh*t.
     
  16. bojanglesman

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    I agree, whatever happened to football. Why the hell do you need an honorary captain? Let alone Elton John. I can understand if it was some kid with cancer or tubascular critosis. Next thing we'll see is Rip Taylor providing honorary paper sprinkles for the Dolphins.
     
  17. NYCBillsFan

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    Actually, that would make sense.....
     
  18. CJLang

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    They have honorary captains all the time at NFL games. The only difference with this one is someone decided it was somehow newsworthy and wrote about. Usually nobody even notices.
     

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