Predict what week Jeff Garcia is named starting quarterback of the Oakland Raiders.

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Maybe she likes wearing a strap-on.
     
  2. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    The day he gets a face transplant? Er, well that could be any day now.
     
  3. onefanjet

    onefanjet Well-Known Member

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    Hate the raiders almost as much as the fins and pats.....But Ya know, sometimes I think, "what a shame, this JR is a MOOSE, and if he had any kind of system or quality QB coaching staff he could/couldv'e been an exiting player in the league......such a young kid with still so much potential.....leave it to the raiders/al davis to ruin a career....:raiders:
     
  4. Raiderjoe

    Raiderjoe Banned

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    Jeff Garcia must be doing something Right. First his wife is 2004 playmate of the year-Carmella DeCesare.

    http://imgsrv1.pxdrive.com/pics/mid/135593.jpg

    Second hes going to a team that just might get him a superbowl ring.

    Can life get any better for jeff garcia.
     
  5. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    its not as funny when even you dont beleive it.
     
  6. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    See: Charlie Crist

    Google Beard.
     
  8. Raiderjoe

    Raiderjoe Banned

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    Really could care less about Jeff garcia sexual preference. (see Troy aikman and Derek Jeter) To each their own. What I care about is that Jeff Garcia wife is smoking hot, and pretty much able to do as she pleases(behind close doors). NOw I ask you what woman can resist the charm of Raiderjoe. All i need is the 2004 playmate of the year to get one look me at a Raider game. Im in. Touchdown Raiderjoe.
     
  9. NJrocket24

    NJrocket24 Well-Known Member

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    Well if she's turned on by retarted predictions and likes cleaning flinged shit off the walls, then she's a keeper jeaux. You hang onto that like grim death
     
  10. FriendlyGiantsFan

    FriendlyGiantsFan New Member

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    ...which is not far off by the way!
     
  11. Raiderjoe

    Raiderjoe Banned

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    Comeon Giant fan stop holding on to the past.(going on second year of his retirement) Get rid of that Mike strahan avatar. BTW Michael Strahan for all the money you have , how about fixing that gap you have in your front teeth(call 1800 dentist) Maybe your televison career would take off. Could get a better gig, than Joes versus Pros.

    Just make sure happyGiants fan that you are back here the week Raiders and Guants play. Than we can discuss the game in detail.
     
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  12. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    bwahaha!

    Pot, meet retarded Kettle.
     
  13. nyjcanada

    nyjcanada Active Member

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    why do you have to meet on a fucking jets board?
     
  14. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    joe needs to keep the persona consistent.

    I love how the grammar changed for the better when talking about himself.

    Joe, you can still edit the post to make it sound more like "you"
     
  15. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    girls love it when i say touchdown raiderjoe while im banging them.
     
  16. Raiderjoe

    Raiderjoe Banned

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    As long as your paying for it , you can say anything you want to the hookers.
     
  17. Raiderjoe

    Raiderjoe Banned

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    By time Raiders and Giants play- jets season will most likely be over with already. So what else is there to talk about on this board.
     
  18. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    That Giants typo made me think of 1960s Cardinals running back Prentice Gautt.
     
  19. FriendlyGiantsFan

    FriendlyGiantsFan New Member

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    Sure thing, Joe! There's nothing more I would love to do than talk to a pseudo-troll about why the team he supposedly roots for just got their collectives taints handed to them (though Garcia might like that, AMIRIGHT!?). And if you dislike Strahan's gap, why don't you use the considerable TV connections (that I am sure you will tell me you have) and tell him to.

    And hey, I am happy to have a recently retired great in my avatar. Why don't you get one of those from the Raiders. I mean, with memorable players like Rich Gannon and whatever the hell part of Warren Sapp actually wanted to play for Raiders, you should have plenty of options.

    Pisshead
     
  20. Raiderjoe

    Raiderjoe Banned

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    Can i ask you a personal question Friendly Giant Fan. Do you have Michael strahan avatar because a. You were part of that threesome he had, or b. secretly hope to someday be a part of his next threesome. Why your called Friendly(gay)Giant fan.

    strahan looks like he taking up the can, in that picture or a retard.
     

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