Jessica gives Romo a speedboat

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  1. GreenMachine

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    I wonder if he gave her a motor boat?

     
  2. rmagedon

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    Maybe he can take her out to fish for some chicken by the sea.
     
  3. plinko

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    I'm sure she let him motorboat as well.
     
  4. MBGreen

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    Romo is always walking around with that stupid grin on his face......i would be too if i got to "motorboat" those funbags on a routinely basis.
     
  5. bigalxc

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    how is that news?
     
  6. GreenMachine

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    Boobs.


    filler
     
  7. Wolfe Tone

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    If I was Romo I would prefer a Hummer
     
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    If I was Romo, I would prefer she get gastric bypass surgery..
     
  9. Sundayjack

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    [​IMG]

    This is the problem when your girlfriend buys you a boat. Mind you, it's a problem a lot of guys might want to have. But this is a single guy, making millions of dollars, and he's going to be buzzing around the harbor in Barbie's Dreamboat. If I were sitting in the marina pouring beers down my throat, I'd split a gut laughing if Tony Romo pulled up in one of those things. HAH! Faggot.
     
  10. Mantana Soss

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    My kind of 100K boat is a Grady-White with 2-3 nice outboards and enough cabin for a shit and a nap...

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    Okay that's more than 100, but anyway...

    450 horse on that little boat is nothing to scoff at.

    A nice stereo does indeed sound like a Mantana Soss option.
     
  11. Sundayjack

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    I'm with you. Slightly different flavor, but both run on pure testosterone and fish guts.

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    Maybe not with the sky blue hull, though.
     
  12. Mantana Soss

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    grady, whaler...

    tomayto, tomahto.
     
  13. Miznabie

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    Goddamnit. I was hoping for an actual woman to be posting on the board, named jessica, that was hot, and somebody gave her a speedboat. And I was hoping a speedboat was the equivalent of a cleveland steamer, a donkey punch, or any of those other terms you can find on urban dictionary.

    This is just no good gentlemen. No good. Send her sister out, shes untalented and much more likely to hang with the likes of this crew.
     
  14. EcKo151

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    No WAY on Miznabie!
     

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