Ohhhh-Kaaayy.... Now it's all starting to make sense. This fucking mental midget wants to get himself noticed so bad he's willing to make a complete ass of himself to do it. He parks himself in front of every TV camera he can get his hands on hoping to someday strike it rich as a TV personality. I hope Thomas Jones learned a lesson from that interview... stay away from attention-seeking Russian toolbags like Gary Vaynerchuck. It's a shame Sanchez had to be dragged into this guy's obsession with playing with himself on camera.
He says he's aspiring to buy the Jets. I don't think anything could ever make me stop loving this team, but that would come awfully close.
He's a sensationalist... willing to do anything to get himself noticed. He doesn't care how outrageous he has to make it to promote himself. He's a loser. Most people like that crash and burn before they even get off the ground. If he's buying the Jets then I'm banging Paris Hilton.
He's like "as all of you know, I haven't missed a play in 21 years." Who the fuck is he talking about? The two people who actually watch Obsessed TV?
I cant even Quote links yet ( I am so new) but I tried to quote that Hooray For Cocks !! Photoshop brilliance!! That will be an avatar !!!! That is brutal funny!!
I love the fact that he clearly wrote his own wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Vaynerchuk
Not to praise the guy or anything but if he's surrounded in circles that include the likes of Kevin Rose, he's on the right track. He does sound like a douche though.