Pre-drunk post. Got a friend's wedding today with an open bar at the reception so I know that I'm going to make an ass out of myself in front of most of my co-workers and at least one of my bosses. Between this and St. Patrick's in Boston next weekend, you will all likely be rid of me by next week.
Started drinking at 9am yesterday then I decided to have a foot race with one of my friends at about 5pm... not a good idea.
Fuck man, I dont want to feel this way right now.....too tired too want to stay up, too drunk to be able to focus on the TV without feeling sick, too drunk to go to bed without puking....I am in no man's land....fuck this man
You need to tell us what you drank tonight for us to properly determine if you are a pussy or not....
I am OK now. I am not sure how much I drank all together. It started with 4 Guinness, then 2 pints of Steamwhistle, then we went to a diff bar and I don't really know much much I had there....not as much as I used to drink in undergrad, but a lot compared to the quantity I usually drink now... I got cut off at the first bar we went to because I told my buddy to go order another pitcher from "the chick" meaning our server, and I said it really loud which prompted her to look over and us to laugh....then I went to order the pitcher because he was being slow and was told by the bartender that I was not going to be served any more because I called my server a bitch. So our whole table of like 15 up and left...and I told her she'd made a good business decision as we walked past her on our way out...
The drunkest I've ever been was when I thought I was going to fall off the floor. I was holding on for dear life that night.
I was drinking tequila shooters and beer. How many I don't remember but they kicked my ass. Plus I ate the damn worm on the bottom of the bottle on a bet. I started on the bed but it was spinning so I lay down on the bedroom floor. I seriously felt that I was going to fall off the floor. Weird feeling. I haven't touched tequila since. Even the smell makes me sick. I blame the worm. :rofl:
I just keep a light on to try and stop the spins....and if I just don;t think I can get to sleep without trouble, I force myself to stay up, which really sucks....
I feel OK but tonight was a shitshow and I am embarrassed to have to be associated with the one dickhead that I was out with tonight...fucking zero
Believe me, You ARENT the first person that has told me about tequila. For some reason it doesnt have that effect on me. I heard it seriously fucks people up. On a side note, I am completely drunk right now. I had 9 drinks in 2 hours, and now I am sitting in my dining room chugging water and trying salvage my evening by keeping me from the porcelain gods..... Drink count: 3 Shots Jack Daniels 3 Shots Patron 2 shots Liquid Cocaine 1 Shot Crown Royal Ugh......too fast
First beer of the night/morning and it won't be the last. I have to be at work in six hours and can barely sleep so 10 am is going to be very interesting for me.
