Cutler understands

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  1. rmagedon

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  2. The Uniform Bomber

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    Do I at least get a warning first?
     
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    Badger, no one else wants to play. It's your move.
     
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    Please don't tell me this is going to start a million joke threads.
     
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    Cutler understands how the hamburgers ice skate.
     
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    This thread is about Cutler, not jokes. Please don't hijack it.

    Unless, you plan on saying that piano awnings provide sufficient shade.
     
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    Haha nice.
     
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    Adam Schefter just reported that Cutler watered a trashcan and it bloomed into a school bus.
     
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    Cutler understands that the dishwasher flies under the couch.
     
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    Cutler said he kissed his girlfriend and it tasted like a mousetrap.
     
    #30 The Uniform Bomber, Mar 18, 2009
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    nice two bans in a matter of moments.
     
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    petro is gonna EAT YOUR SOUL
     
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    In his most recent meeting behind closed doors, Cutler was heard to be amidst a shouting match with cottonballs.
     
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    Good, SixFeetDeep, you're getting the hang of it.
     
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    Cutler threw me to the teflon spiders.
     
    #35 BadgerOnLSD, Mar 18, 2009
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    Cutler's gravy wallet eats concrete panties.
     
    #36 CatoTheElder, Mar 18, 2009
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    before this thread gets locked can somebody please explain to me what the fuck you guys are talking about?
     
    #37 Tballlz63, Mar 18, 2009
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    Cutler understands the fine subleties of a good bowl of cheerios
     
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    While at Vanderbilt, Cutler used to hunt marinara sauce with a rifle.
     
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    One anonymous source said, "Before each game, Jay would get pumped by eating a bowl of telephone pudding."
     
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