thedirty.com: Matt Leinart will go to the Jets

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  1. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Woohooo a left handed Pennington without the intangibles but a bigger night life and plenty of hookers. ............ What is not to like?
     
  2. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    What? This guy was in the Movie "The House Bunny." What's not to like?
     
  3. Chrisp22

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    Why, oh, why would you want Leinart? No arm strength, southern cal attitude. Pennington without common sense.

    Pass....
     
  4. HardHitta

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    Leinhart was nothing more then a college gem and average pro skills but i wont count a guy out but no way in gods green earth (weird how its god's "Green" earth, What a shot in the nuts to us am i right?) Do we go after this douchebag. Clemens a go behind a good o-line and a team thats 2 x better then what he had to work with in 07 plus Ratliff might be a decent starter if Clemens really shits his jock strap but maybe the new coach drafts a guy to learn a year or 2.
     
  5. JohnnyJohnson

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    Maybe he'd be willing to bleach his hair blonde and we can call him Chad. That should win him a bunch of fans. Posters of him above their beds. Official Matt Leinart Rectal Thermometers. The Matty L Banana Hammock. THe Matty "Chad" Leinart cock-ring that falls apart right before ya bust a nut.

    "we got our golden man-love figurine back!"
     
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  6. JohnnyJohnson

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    Haha holy shit, I didn't even read your post before I wrote my previous post.

    My thoughts exactly.
     
  7. Baumeister

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    ummm didn't you get the memo yeah! Were gonna need Matt Linart, to go ahead and stay in Arizona.
     
  8. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Clemens>Leinart.
     
  9. FOURTHANDLONG

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    Leinart is a BUM! He could not keep a job that was basically handed to him with Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin to throw to. Let him stay where he is at. He is a BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Look to the draft for our savior.
     
  10. DOOM

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    This is a joke, cmon Leinart stays in arizona.
     
  11. Clayture

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    I don't want Lienert, hear he is more into hanging out with hollywood celebs then his into studying and working on qb responsibilities. That is very unlike Chad, sounds more like Browning Nagle to me who loved to play golf more then qb
     
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    LOL that is not Paulie Shure. I kept scrolling and just assumed he slipped on there some how, one thing Paulie Shure might be fatter now.
     
  13. Sundayjack

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    I might be WAAAAY off base here, but doesn't it make more sense to get a coach and then ask him or her (heh!) who he or she would want to play quarterback?!
     
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    4th...Maybe 5th round pick with Arizona already paying his big bonuses?

    Why not. Beats Kellen Clemens.
     
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    how could you guys want this guy? he's looked terrible so far in his stint in the NFL
     
  16. EcKo151

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    Come on...Change of scenery? Kidding...
     
  17. kevmvp

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    Trade for Leinart then make a trade with Carolina for Dwayne Jarret and then go find Mike Williams and then maybe go trade with the Giants for Steve Smith and then go trade Leon Washington and Thomas Jones for Reggie Bush.

    Then go bring back Pete Carrol to be the HC and maybe find a way to get Norm Chow as well. Oh my god how amazing would that be. We would have a weak armed Leinart 2 slow WR's in Williams and Jarret, a soft RB in Bush and a HC who we got rid of a long time ago.

    QB- Leinart
    RB- Bush
    WR- Williams
    WR- Jarret
    WR- Smith

    We cant lose. :jets:
     
  18. abyzmul

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    Thedirty indeed.
     
  19. Chrisp22

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    Yes makes sense. And if the new coach wants Matt Leinart, then he or she needs to be shown the door as well.
     
  20. Hobbes3259

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    No. The nightmare about Lumbergh banging Jennifer Aniston.
     

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