Take a shot at any NFL player

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  1. JHTJ

    JHTJ New Member

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    Channing Crowder?

    I'd Love a cheap shot on Favre, If I'm forced to read about him all the time i'd be nice to read something entertaining. Like how he got his ass kicked at a charity event. Awesomeness....
     
  2. Baumeister

    Baumeister Well-Known Member

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    Vince fucking Wilfork! Somebody needs to kick his ass. That would be sweet!
     
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    Brady, and i wouldnt just punch him id put a toothpick in his toenail and make him kick a wall and put a cuetip in his ear and make him answer a phone
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I know he isn't a Phin anymore, but I can't believe I'm the first person to say Jason Taylor. The guy not only hates the Jets, he hates US! The FANS. He's talked shit about us for years. I'd love to answer his weak press comments by breaking his bitch-ass face.
     
  5. MayoGate

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    Why all the hate for Brady around here ??
     
  6. JHTJ

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    Because he owns a poodle.
     
  7. Firemangini Ed

    Firemangini Ed New Member

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    Free shots, isn't this admitting your a coward?
     
  8. Pam

    Pam TGG.com Friendliest Poster Fourpeat!!

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    Jason Taylor.

    And it would have to be a cheap shot cuz he would literally kill me. :lol:
     
  9. pender30

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    either bill or martin gramatica, and I would punch them as they were celebrating an insignificant 30 yard field goal by jumping up and down and going crazy.
     
  10. Pam

    Pam TGG.com Friendliest Poster Fourpeat!!

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    I asked the couch ass who he would hit and he said Ray Lewis. :lol:
     
  11. Beamen

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    The guy in the back....
     
  12. inSANITy

    inSANITy Banned

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    Yep Im a coward Im the only person on this board who wouldnt fight ray lewis or teddy bruschi or richard seymour. Hell id take them all on at the same time.

    says the man who has darth vader as his avatar
     
  13. Antoni

    Antoni Well-Known Member

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    I'd fight Teddy and Seymour. Like my chances there. No thanks on Ray Lewis. For one he's a Cane, and two I don't think I'd win lol
     
  14. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    No that just means that people on this board aren't suicidal.

     
  15. Antoni

    Antoni Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying Star Wars fans cant fight?

    I'd take this kid to take on Ray Lewis
    [YOUTUBE]HPPj6viIBmU[/YOUTUBE]
     
  16. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    This thread is very funny.

    Growing up I hated Marino because he always seemed to beat the Jets in key situations. I would tell my brother's friend Pat that if I ever saw Marino on the street I would charge him and blindside him. I said this with some degree of seriousness, even though this was a running joke.

    So back in about 2001, my brother is getting married and we have the Bachelor party one Friday at Mohegan Sun. After we are walking around the casino for a while we see a few NFL players. It turns out that Tony Siragusa had some sort of charity event that weekend. Hootie and the Blowfish were playing and there was a golf outing the next day.

    (BTW, Siragusa is connected or at least doesn't mind hanging around guys who seem well, involved in "legitimate businesses" like construction and waste management. Every time I saw him walking around there were Sopranos looking guys in shiny suits with 20 yr olds in tight dresses hanging off their arms with him.)

    In any event, we go up to the top of the casino where the high rollers casino is located because we heard there were lots of NFL players in there. We get off the elevator and walk in and right in front of me, playing cards, is Marino. Pat looks at me, and says, "well here's your chance." Of course for a second, I had a fantasy of me charging across the casino floor, launching myself at him, and knocking his ass out of his chair. Then reality hit and I walked away. Pat still gives me shit about that to this day.

    One more thing. My sister-in-law flew back from Miami to Jersey two weekends ago and saw Marino in first class on the plane. She said, despite his Nutra-System whoring, he has, as she put it, "a prominent gut."
     
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  17. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    i never hated marino, i always hated the entire team.

    i would say rodney harrison just because he is such a cheap cock sucker and has been for too long.

    zach thomas needs a beating, jason taylor does as well.
     
  18. Mr Electric

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    Does Shannon Sharpe still count? I hate watching that no talent ass clown mumble and spit all over the place every Sunday.

    I would love to kick him in the face...over and over and over again.
     
  19. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    He's a nightmare on TV.

     

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