I freaking hate the Pats, I hate the uniform, the owner the HC. I hate Phil Sims and Jim Nantz because they sound like teenage girls in a tweeter when they talk about the Pats. I hate living in CT because it’s in NE. I hate being on Thursday night football because we all know the Pats make it a marquee game worthy of being on Thursday night. The thing I hate most about the Pats is losing big games to them when it matters. Thursday night is the biggest game this team has played since 98 in Denver. Yea I know we were a field goal away in 04 but we all know the Pats would have kicked the living shit out us in the AFC finals that year. Better to blame the loss on Herm and Brien than be humiliated again by the Pats. I know come Friday if we don’t win this game the front page of GG is going to be filled with threads, Mangini must go, Favre sucks, Gholston is a complete bust, DBrick sucks, Thomas Jones is a bum, Sutton needs to go now, Shotty is a dope, etc., etc., etc. only to be pushed off the front page by threads telling us it wasn’t that big a deal, according to my new super computer we can still make the playoffs if we beat Denver at home and Miami losses to NE and on the last game of the season we beat Miami, Indy losses, Buffalo ties and the Chargers and Jaguars forfeit. This is the thread for the real Jets fans the ones that are going to put it all on the line Thursday night have their rope at the ready, sleeping pill prescription refilled, cyanide capsule, electric chair plugged in, warm bath drawn with razor blades ready, gun loaded, car in the garage running with the windows up, Stove on with the pilot light off, Seppuku sword at hand, ready to do the right thing should we lose this game. This is the season, no excuses no BS all in. This is the game where the butterflies are going all day the expectations of a battle coming down to the last few seconds with everything hanging in the balance. This is the game real Jets fans have been waiting for for years. I’m all in are you?!
At least your keeping it positive! BTW I'm in, ill be sittin there with my 12 gauge ready to pull an R. Budd.
Another real fan with the right perspective on how big this game is. You can't go wrong with a 12 gauge at the ready.
Jesus... and here I thought I was a fairly accomplished writer. I am nothing. I am unworthy of this read, but I am in. I've already got the garage door duct taped and am working on the window seals. Count me in.
If we lose, I'll have the entire RaiderJoe compendium right in front of me to torture myself with. I'm ALL IN!!!! DO OR DIE FOR THE JETS!!! ats_suck::gpc:
Chartered a private plane with satellite TV. I'll be watching the second half in the air. If the Jets lose, I'm Kamikaze dive bombing the Gillette Stadium parking lot with a cargo hold full of napalm.
On a more serious note, if we lose Thursday for any reason other than because it was a bitter dogfight to the very end and they just got the better of us... my hate for Mangini will be cemented in stone and will never end... (unless we won a Super Bowl, as unlikely as that would be)...
Man you have my sympathy, seriously. I didn't realize you live in CT. Kurt The Jets Fan is from there also, and when I talked to him again last summer at TC, the one thing he can't stand is being in CT and being around all those New England assholes. You have my sincere sympathy. That being said.... WE ARE GOING TO WIN THURSDAY NIGHT!
hahaha, i really enjoyed reading this. While I will not be killing myself if the Jets manage to lose thursday night, I fully appreciate your hate for the Pats, and trust me, I feel the same way. Also, not that I needed any more reasons to want the Jets to win thursday night, but now I will be rooting for them in part becuase I don't want to lose you as a member of this site - i really enjoy reading your posts - haha.
I can't. I've already committed the PSL money for the hit on Kraft after I'm gone. A tank of gas is all I can afford now.
