When is it acceptable to get a Hooker?

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  1. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Whore houses are legal in Turkey. And government collect tax from the prostitutes. And uses that tax to pay the salary of Imam of the Mosques. My father was a devout Muslim. But he didn’t go to mosques. When people asked him why he said I rather not follow an Imam whose salary is paid by the prostitutes. Oh well.
     
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    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    I was tossed up on whether it was burn or hurt but I was sure the long time posters here would remember either way. I can't think back that far if we had poster awards or not but I do know that year would have been a hard year to pick out "Thread of the Year". There were some classics back then.
     
  3. CBG

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    I would say when the Hooker is actually a MAN then that is when it would be totally unacceptable.
     
  4. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Not in Jupiter, Florida it would seem
     
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  5. CBG

    CBG Well-Known Member

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    There might be a grey area and exceptions could be made that is is possibly ok when you get rejected from the girl who works at McDonalds but again Im not certain of this someone might know better than myself .
     
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  6. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    No hands and you're single.
     
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  7. TommyJ

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    when is it acceptable? well, it is Monday morning aint it?
     
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  8. Biggs

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    There's nothing wrong with seeking professional help if you need it.
     
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  9. SackExchange69

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    I have never paid a prostitute for sex but I've paid several to leave when I was was done with them.
     
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  10. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Throwing a lady cab fare =\= prostitution
     
  11. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    ok but $300 seems like an expensive cab fare dude
     
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  12. Attackett

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    When you’re 75, lost your wife and own the Patriots.
     
  13. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Eh, you're almost right. Kraft has a side ho that he set up for life after she had a baby that "isn't his". She and the baby are now part of his estate and his sons aren't too happy about it. Anyway, the side ho is what makes his Asian Liaison even more perplexing.

    She's one year shy of being exactly half his age. That practically classifies as necrophilia. Kraft is gonna be 78. Gross. I hope for her sake she closes her eyes even in the dark.

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  14. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Do you really want to drive her across state lines yourself?
     
  15. CBG

    CBG Well-Known Member

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    This thread never gets old
     
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  16. Attackett

    Attackett Well-Known Member

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    I’m sure she does close her eyes and this is what she sees.

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  17. Biggs

    Biggs Well-Known Member

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    It's not necrophilia until rigor mortis sets in. 38 year old women can be very enthusiastic during sex.
     
  18. Ralebird

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    With Kraft?????
     
  19. Biggs

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    Kraft is a stud. He Co-stared in an Asian porn
     
  20. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Les L'Asians Dangerueses.

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