This is just for laughs - and probably no-one on here can relate to it or even find it remotely funny because it's out of their age range - but my idiot estranged brother and I used to mess with the record player all the time (not the Harman Kardon - that was off limits and for jazz and swing). It was a cheap portable 45 & LP record player. What we used to do was spin the 45s by hand. Go in slow motion or backwards. The best one was 'The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)'. That was one of the best slo mos we ever jam master flashed. We got the Chipmunks to speak in their regular tempo human voices (and they sounded like creepy weird men), and then Dave would say AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN like a dying elephant. Also Donny Osmond 'Go Away Little Girl' (I have no clue what relative if they loved me would even buy me that). We went to town on it. We got him to sound like like he was a 50 year old singing in a shitty night club. And of course, I WANNNNNNNNNNNA HOLLLLLLLLLLLD YOUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HANNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (sounded like Death in Metal in retrospect). Also 'Crimson and Clover' backwards was a lot of fun; but slo mo was always the preferred choice. My estranged brother is a complete POS and I'm glad I cut him off like a dead limb years ago, but there are a handful of decent memories. This is one of them. Numba nine?