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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Hopefully not Shannon Sharpe. The guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth. Hebbe mebbe, Mush Mouth from Fat Albert.

    My friend's ex-girlfriend who often posed for life drawing sessions once said, "I'm wrapping a sheet around myself and just leaving my breasts exposed so you can do studies of the fabric. I can't pose completely nude tonight because I'm on my ministration." I know my brow wrinkled in confusion for a second, but I didn't breathe a word. Someone else said, "You have your period? OK. Fabric study, cool." It dispersed the awkward tension. Well done.

    You just know when it's shitty form to correct someone, and that would've been mean and unnecessary in front of 15 people for no other reason than to be a stuck up bitch. The last thing I am is a snob. And I'm half fckn retarded, thanks.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a wandering menstrual
     
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  3. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    lol. Caught again editing with my pants down because there was more to the story.
     
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    donkey Well-Known Member

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    And it's not what it's not.

    Yes @Sam Hammer I'm definitely having that. :)
     
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  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I love this album, by the way. Desperate Susans, desperate Dans.

    What does it mean, what does anything mean
    Sending out signals I see the smoke screens
    What is not dirty, what is not clean
    What should we not hear, what shouldn't be seen
    Running off verbals like a runaway truck

    Who censors the censor, can I do that myself
    Make up my own mind like anyone else
    Forget me, forget me not
    Remember me like acid drops

    Mind over morals, anything banned
    The zealots are marching with Bible in hand
    Keyed to the roof 100 proof
    Some of them hairpins, some of them clams
    Desperate Susans, desperate Dans

    Who censors the censor, can I do that myself
    Make up my own mind like anyone else
    You read but missed my plot
    You only see that what is not

    These are clueless, living in fear
    Scared of their own sex or anything clear
    Still looking down proboscis crown
    Vague hope and no charity - welcome to the 21st century

    The hush puppy hushes, a dummy dumb struck
    What is bad language, what shouldn't be heard
    Or used as a token or used as a word
    What is not dirty, what is not clean
    What is not filthy, what is obscene

    Who censors the censor, can I do that myself
    Make up my own mind like anyone else
    Forget me, forget me not
    Remember me like acid drops

    These different colours, different style
    Different cultures - these blend in a while
    Prejudice prods through a big picket fence
    Divided we fall without a defense

    The seat of easement, the privy parliament
    Petticoat merchants bent on intent
    There everywhere, these tricks of the trade
    Some in the light, some in the shade
     
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    Somebody get Paul Harvey on the line.
     
  9. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    And now you know the rest of the story. We're showing our age because I got that immediately. But, just like I always say, all of my stories are true. ; )
     
  10. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    In other news . . .

    https://www.vulture.com/amp/2019/01/alec-baldwin-in-court-guilty-harassment.html

    He's such a headcase, hahahaha. I know this one by heart. Me and the old man, every time somebody acts like a dick in public, "I'm gonna get on a plane . . . !" Someone posted a YouTube video a long time ago that was one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen. It was a drunk out of his mind David Hasselhoff eating a burger with the Alec Baldwin rant as accompaniment. I can't even describe it, but I never laughed so hard in my life. I mean shrieking, crying, buckled over. When Hasselhoff goes, "Whuuut?"' cue in Alec Baldwin, and every time Hasselhoff's daughter asks him a question and he answers, the rant continues. Alas, no longer to be found. : (



    Does anyone remember when Baldwin called a black reporter a crackhead? Hahahaha, classic.
     
  11. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Ooops wrong thread.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    He really goes rouge sometimes.
     
  13. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    First off, I put that post in the wrong thread. Second off, I said ooops, wrong thread, mistakenly thinking I had deleted it. Third off, I think it's time to make an appointment with my Neurologist. o_O
     
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    Could leave him red faced.
     
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    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Sitting too close to the color TV again Jeto? :)
     
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  16. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    No, just kooky brain. : )
     
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    “as of late”
     
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    "As of lately."
     
  19. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Formally, as in the artist formally known as Prince.
     
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    I hate when they call people that passed away "late." One of the silliest expressions of all time. When I was in my teen years and early 20s I thought that meant the later portion of their life. I liked the early John Candy as well, thank you.
     

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