T.O. Raps

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  1. Sundayjack

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    http://www.terrellowens.com/

    HAH!! :rolleyes:

    YOU. CAN'T. BEAT. THIS. DRAMA.

    I'm dying for his book to come out. Hell, I'd help write if, if that would help it to come out fast.
     
  2. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    He's a better rapper than Kobe Bryant and Mr. Eva Longoria.
     
  3. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahahaha oh man
     
  4. kevin68

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    I'm looking forward to the album. :rofl2: Maybe he could write a diss for every team in the NFL
     
  5. Jets18

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    He is such a douche bag
     
  6. Sundayjack

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    I hate to say it, though - the dude has a pretty great website.
     
  7. Jets18

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    I just checked it out, it is pretty cool!!!
     
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    That's the only time you're gonna hear the word "cowboy" in a rap song.
     
  9. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I'm da best, ya know the rest
    An army of cloned Supa Men, and they all be me
    I can beat myself up and still win da fight
    Come out on top (even if I kill myself ova and ova)
    A Hummer, not a Range Rova
    Cause they'd still be only one man left standing
    And my name is T.O.
    We claw each other for a Photo Op
    Pop, pop, pop
    Down I go
    And damn I look stupid now
    But the man with the gun tryin' to off me still be T.O.
    Which means I'm still alive
    Tryin' to survive
    A team mentality
    There ain't no ME in TEAM, who needs that sh*t
    When I'm it, they all know
    It's always T.O.
    A marble statue of my own exalted self
    Graces the palazzo of my crib
    And them otha cloned T.O.'s
    Who is to say who it really represents
    Except my ego, ego, ego.
    My DNA, and nothin' bigger than dat
    My clones, they play, they
    All gonna get it
    But I'm still da man
    Whichever one of me I am
    I'm still T.O.
    Don't forget it
    Ain't no drive-bys
    Just me in my driveway
    A 52 Man Roster, all made a me
    Run, T.O., run!
    There ain't no QB, no Defense, just T.O.
    And when I trim the roster to one man
    T.O. is still the man left standing.
    Pat myself on the back, way to go bro
    Cause I'm the man, and my name is T.O.
    -Queen Cracka
     
  10. Drew

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    HAHA.

    I think his book came out already. I was at Barnes and Nobles and Borders sunday looking for Jets books for a project, and they both had books called "Catch This!" with Owens on the cover, about Owens. Might be worth looking up.

    "I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack"

    he should stop breathing.
     
  11. boomer

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    Reason # 41,227 why I hate Terrell Owens.
     
  12. Sundayjack

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    HAH!!! G.C.! Can't believe you took the time to put that together!! :lol:
     
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    haha remember his cowboy "star" fettish... such a hippocritical bitch
     
  14. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    That was published in 2004. His Cowboys book will be titled "Ineligible Receiver".
     
  15. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Time? Negative, as I compose on the fly, Fly Boy. Took me as much time to do it as it took to type it, without much thought at all. Funny thing is, my flash inspiration was Bela Lugosi from an Ed Wood movie: "Home? I have no home! Hunted, like an animal. I will build an army of Supermen!" Haw!
    Ain't no drive-bys
    Just me in my driveway

    I am proud of that part. Hehehe. Hehehe. HAH. :lol:
     
  16. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    HAH! WEEEEEEEE! :lol: Too bad Keyshawn won't be sticking around to give HIM the damn ball. Now that would've been a sight to see. :lol:
     
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  17. Sundayjack

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  18. Dinobot 2

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    There is no way in hell I'd ever listen to this. What an ongoing bull shit......
     
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    You have to love this guy. Hillarious.
     
  20. DOOM

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    That sucked! T.O. .....shoulda quit b4 getting started. p.s. no athlete that's a superstar should rap. Leave the rappin to the rappers. PLEASE!
     

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