Should I Hit On This Fast Food Worker?

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  1. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Robert Wood "Woody" Johnson IV was kind of awkward as a kid
     
  2. jetophile

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    Ha, I knew someone was going to go there. I just just found it funny - period - that his name is Woody.

     
  3. Yisman

    Yisman Newbie
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    Wow. That's gonna leave a mark!
     
  4. Wilkerson Central

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    Fixed for accuracy.
     
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  5. John Lombardo

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    Until an ending, or anything at all, I am going to assume she was underage and you are currently awaiting trial without bail.
     
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  6. Cman60

    Cman60 The Dark Admin

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    Make sure whatever you do, DONT GET HER PREGNANT! Wrap up and when you're done, dispose of the wrap personally. If she's legal, enjoy yourself. Just heed my warning.
     
  7. FJF

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    Way too optimistic here Cman.
     
  8. 2insane

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    Depending on which fast food spot, it could be a skid mark.
     
  9. Cman60

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    Gotta keep that "can-do" attitude.. :)
     
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  10. Red Menace

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    This has jail time written all over it!
     
  11. Ralebird

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    I'm betting on Taco Bell; it doesn't get much worse than that.
     
  12. The Waterboy

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    So it looks like DanR's last post was him asking how to approach an "possibly" underage fast food worker.

    What are the odds DanR is currently being held in Rikers on statutory rape charges?
     
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  13. Walt White

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    Getting ass raped?! I think that's what he's really wanted all along.
     
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  14. FJF

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  15. Red Menace

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    She was 20+, maybe kidnapping.
     
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  16. The Waterboy

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    Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
    Even though he now takes it in the behind
     
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  17. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I think if you have to pose a question like this to a group of strangers on the internet that root for one of the worst run franchises in all of sports... the answer is usually no.

    Don't quote me on that though.
     
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  18. xxedge72x

    xxedge72x Well-Known Member

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    How did I miss this gem of a thread??

     
  19. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    HIs profile reads that DanR was last seen on May 30, 2017. Hmmm.... where art thou?
     
  20. HomeoftheJets

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    She was only seventeen. :(
     

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