Should I Hit On This Fast Food Worker?

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  1. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    so then what do you use?
     
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  2. Walt White

    Walt White Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, no don't bother. You prolly stink from eating that shit three times a week for months at this point
     
  3. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    If you want to actually knock someone out? Your best bet is to just hit them on the back of the head.

    I don't know where the myth of chloroform being an effective knockout agent comes from, but really all it does is lower the amount of oxygen you are breathing. It's basically the exact same thing as suffocating someone which takes a lot longer than people think.
     
  4. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    Spoken from experience?
     
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  5. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    Truth be told, everyone at fast food is looking to be swept off their feet. Or just nailed behind the dumpster.
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    Your previous post before this was another creep thread, and on a Christmas Day no less:

    http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/question-for-those-who-are-apart-of-the-nofap-movement.87852/

    gtfoh
     
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  7. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    so you are a club em and drag em type huh? good for you, a real caveman.
     
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  8. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    I mean, my major in college was forensics and toxicology so...
     
  9. JetBlue

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    The chloroform was a student project and the subsequent rape just extra credit?
     
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  10. Greenday4537

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    I think that's just one notch too far.
     
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  11. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I'm so glad I called this. Who was that other guy years ago, DepressedJet or something. Similar M.O.
     
  12. FJF

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    That's what she said
     
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    zace Well-Known Member

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    So i can share my experience. There was this chick who worked at McDonalds. She was cute and all but i never really flirted with her. Just normal conversations like i do all the employees male or female. So i go to work a trip for the local high school and im sitting in my little office treating some kids and she runs in and gives me a hug and kisses me on the cheek. It took me a min to realize who it was. I then said to myself, see this is why you dont flirt with fast food employees.

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  14. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    You were treating them? Story a little confusing.
     
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    zace Well-Known Member

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    Yeah medically, the local high school always sends licensed and finger printed providers on their trips.

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    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    I see. So what happened? Haha. You just said hi basically?
     
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    zace Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, lol i really had no idea. Like her age never occurred to me, yet there she was. Im really glad i wasnt a creeper.

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  18. FJF

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    The biggest takeaway from this story is you eat way too much McDonald's
     
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    Havent touched it in a while now. I had a routine i went every Saturday after work.... Which explains why i always saw her in the AM.

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    SO here I am looking for pool heaters and checking on Jet trades ,,,how the heck did I miss this thread ? The police and feds must be monitoring this thread and several posters by now,,no ?,just sayin
     

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