Raiders sign the biggest, Fatest RB in

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  1. Raiderjoe

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    He showed up to his final college camp weighing 344 POUNDS?!!! Now there's a guy who will inspire the rookies.
     
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    Damn that's a big Rb.
     
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    Damn that is a big boy, it is like having another guard in the backfield that can run faster
     
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    293 lbs. fullback that runs a 4.79? I'd take a chance on letting him lay the shit out of some linebackers sure. Not only is he fat, he's dumb too. Was ineligible his second year in college for football.
     
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    I remember seeing him in a scouting report many yrs ago
    He went to a JC college first and had 1800 yrds rushing his 2nd yr there
    but I dont think he will be a good NFL player(great fantasy/madden player though)
    I had this one guy who was 6 2 310... and had 2100 yrds(created player) his rookie yr then blew out his PCL in the playoffs.... career injury so I never made a player like that agian. This guy has potential but I think the speed of the NFL game catches up to you and he wasnt really an all star for Kansas
     
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    AS long as he not a QB, safety, and a center, I could care less if he was dumb. Dexter manley was a pretty good football player who couldn't even read.(Yet graduated from college)

    Point is at 318 pounds this guy could be a terror as lead blocker and as someone blocking for QB.(picking up blitz) Guy does have quick feet and can be option as pass reciever,
     
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    Geezus, Jeaux. It's not like this is the New Math. The answer is no. Not "maybe," not "we hope so," not "we'll see." No. He can't. He's a fat f*%k, and that's ALL he is.

    But it's good to know that the NFL's thinktank in Oakland is still churning out Nobel-class ideas.
     
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    In the KSU program after a stellar career at Palomar Junior College…Gained 864 yards on 160 carries (5.4 avg) with nine touchdowns in 19 games for the Wildcats. Didn't even play last year for the Chiefs and gets pissed when he is ask to move to FB. He is a joke, he has been arrested twice that I seen, can't control his weight and dosen't seem to have mentality to play a position that dosen't get him the spot light.
     
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    I've never seen a fan get so excited about training camp fodder that he'd post about it on another team's fan website.
     
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    Good point in didnt notice that.
     
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    Finally occurred to me what's been missing around here these last several weeks.

    I feel so much more alive when Jeaux is around here spouting nonsense.
     
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    That's the funniest scouting report I've ever read!

    I love the part where they say that he's not fat, he's big boned :rofl2:
     
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    Its in NFL thread and despite what you say when a guy is 6'2 318 pounds and playing FB its not something you see all the time.

    HiT it BON JOVI - HAVE A NICE DAY.
     
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    Bon Jovi almost sucks as hard as this thread.
     
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    #17 Raiderjoe, Apr 23, 2006
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    I'm not even a Jets fan you dunce. Look at my sig for christ-sakes.
     
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    What sig? I don't see anything.
    And being a Ranger fan is any better? Don't get it.
     
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    He is a GIANTS FAN!!!!!!. Jeaux, seriously
     

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