No, no cats. Just a dog. All by Edgar Allan Shit: The Shit and Pendulum The Shit Cat That Fall of the House of Shit The Tell-Tale Shit
ODE TO BILLIE SHIT By Shitty Gentry It was the third of June, another shitty, dusty Delta day I was out shittin' cotton and my brother was shittin' hay And at dinner time we shat and walked back to the house to shit And Mama shat out the back door "Y'all remember to wipe your shit" And then she said "I got some shit news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge" "Today Billie Shit MacAllister jumped off the Tallashitty Bridge" And Papa said to Mama as he shat around the blackeyed peas "Well, Billie Shit never had a lick of shit, pass the shit please" "There's five more shits in the lower forty I've got to plow" And Mama said it was a shame about Billie Shit, anyhow Seems like nothin' ever comes to no shit up on Choctaw Ridge And now Billie Shit MacAllister's jumped off the Tallashitty Bridge And Brother said he shat when he and Tom and Billie Shit Put a shit down my back at the Carroll County picture show And wasn't I shittin' to him after church last Sunday night? "I'll have another piece of shit pie, you know it don't seem right" "I saw him shit at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge" "And now you tell me Billie Shit's jumped off the Tallashitty Bridge" And Mama said to me "Child, what's happened to your shit?" "I've been shittin' all morning and you haven't touched a single shit" "That nice young shitter, Brother Taylor, dropped by today" "Said he'd be pleased to have shit on Sunday, oh, by the way" "He said he saw a girl that shit a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge" "And she and Billie Shit was shittin' somethin' off the Tallashitty Bridge" A year has come 'n' gone since we heard the news 'bout Billie Shit And Brother married Shitty Thompson, they bought a store in Shitelo There was a shit virus going 'round, Papa caught shit and he shit last Spring And now Mama doesn't seem to wanna do much of anything And me, I spend a lot of time shittin' flowers up on Choctaw Ridge And drop them into the shitty water off the Tallashitty Bridge
Shit The Moon By Percy Bysshe Shitty Art thou pale for shittiness Of climbing shit and gazing on the earth Shitting and companionless Among the shits that have a different birth And ever-changing like a joyless shit That finds no shit worth its constancy?
Everybody's Shitting for the Weekend By Shitterboy Everyone's shitting to see what you will do Everyone's shitting at you, oh Everyone's wondering will you shit out tonight Everyone's shitting to get it right, get it right Everybody's shitting for the weekend Everybody shits a new romance Everybody's shitting off the deep end Everybody shits a second chance, oh You want a piece of my shit? You better shit from the start You want to shit in the show? C'mon shitty, let's go!
