Michael Douglas' Throat Cancer Caused By Cunnilingus (Oral Sex)

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  1. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    This is a true story...

    He also says, the cure is by performing cunnilingus again............

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/02/michael-douglas-throat-cancer-oral-sex_n_3375500.html

     
  2. DOOM

    DOOM Active Member

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    P@$$y is bad Mkay? What a shocker!
     
  3. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Well if I was eating Catherine Zeta Jones's treat I'd probably get throat cancer because I'd be tearing it up every night.
     
  4. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    hahahaha :lol: :lol: :up:

    Yummy!
     
  5. AMJets

    AMJets Well-Known Member

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    This is a great counter to the female "I can't... I'm allergic to semen!" excuse.
     
  6. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Haha, that's awesome. Oh come on baby, go down on me... sorry bitch. Don't want to get Michael Douglas Aids.
     
  7. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    well if the public is dumb enough to believe this one....
     
  8. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    Isn't he about 30 years older than her, she could due alot better than him...maybe she should have married Kirk?
     
  9. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    So he got cancer because he was sucking Zeta's pussy. Man this is a cool way to get cancer.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Not that I believe or care that this is what caused his particular case of cancer, but I looked online for a minute yesterday and many cases of HPV have been attributed to oral and cervical cancer.

    Wasn't hard to find at all, actually.
     
  11. Satan

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    What wasnt hard? :)
     
  12. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    his cancer MAY have been caused by an HPV subtype but i find it next to impossible that his wife's genital juice carried the same HPV particles to a spot in his thoat where they could in turn infect his cells.

    that would be a quite a case report.
     
  13. Barcs

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    Hahaha. I'd take cancer in a second for a chance with her! :rofl:

    I guess it goes without saying that Douglas swallows.
     

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