"Johnny Football" a Canadian, eh?

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  1. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    we'll see how long Johnny D-bag likes being a backup in Canada. My guess is that he won't stick this one out either
     
  2. Antoni

    Antoni Well-Known Member

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    He sucks. No one watches Canadian Football except for degenerate gamblers who have no NFL or NCAAF to bet on. Dude drinks and parties and is just an overall headcase, he won't be back in the NFL any time soon.
     
  3. joe

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    Unlike the upper crust NFL-NCCA crowd, eh ol' sport? . . ; )

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  4. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Well, that other midget, Doug Flutie, who also played in Canada and broke numerous records, didn't turn out too bad before returning to the NFL and becoming a Cheat (although not a drunk/druggie). If Manziel manages to stay clean and still doesn't pan out up there, at least he got his life back and grew up, I guess. Again, if he manages to stay clean. See Erik Ainge (although he never played in Canada).
     
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  5. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Because he already had a one way ticket to Palookaville.
     
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  6. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Ego. Pure, unadulterated, god given ego.
     
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  7. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    They saw him throw. .He saw them throw up.

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  8. Walt White

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    Yeah, but he can play TE... Uhm nevermind

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  9. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Brutal, haha. Lest we forget, Tebow ran 99 yards against the Jets for a TD while Mr. Ed (Elway) kept looking more and more constipated that the Broncos kept winning under him. I would make a Tim Tebow Super Bowl commercial abortion joke, but I just don't have it in me today.
     
  10. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    And now he's off to the Montreal Alouettes in a five player, two draft choice deal. Manziel was unable to unseat incumbent Jeremiah Masoli.
     
  11. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Pay attention baker
     
  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Johnny Fatball.
     
  13. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Johnny Butterball?
     
  14. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Sterling Shepard said on TMZ that Baker Mayfield is not fat! This is the first time I don't believe them!!! Baker Mayfield is not fat is like saying Angelina Jolie isn't starving to death!

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  15. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    It’s a good look for him though. I never trust a skinny baker
     
  16. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Or a shoemaker with holes in his shoes! Or a doctor eating a Big Mac, drinking a super-sized Coke, and smoking a Pall Mall!

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  17. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Oh no, I would question a shoemaker with nice shoes. A good shoemaker would not have the time to keep his shoes nice.
     
  18. The Waterboy

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    Everyone knows doctors prefer Camels
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  19. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Like a roofer who has to take a leak! Which reminds me! I have to pee!!!

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  20. Chappy13

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    The Alouettes are abysmal. At least he will get a chance to play there though. Could be the starter in 2 weeks.

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