Satan: "Yes, Joseph. I can arrange for the Jets to win the game tomorrow against the Colts, but I want three things in return." Joe: "It's the Super Bowl. It's worth everything. Name your price." Satan: "First, Joseph, I want your knees." Joe: "Both of them? That's a pretty steep price, but okay." Satan: "I also want your soul." Joe: "I figured that. I've seen Damn Yankees. No problem. You've got it." Satan: "Finally, the Jets will suck until every Jets fan who watches Super Bowl III is in my clutches." Joe: "The Jets will suck? How bad?" Satan: "I will occasionally allow your fans a shred of hope. Maybe a Division Title, and a handful of AFCCG appearances, but I will always crush those hopes like a cigarette butt under my shoe. The rest of the time, I will give Jets fans no hope at all. I will make the team hapless as all hell. You'll know this is happening when you hear the names Hess, Johnson, Kotite, Fitzpatrick and Bowles." Joe: "Well, were talking the Super Bowl here. I couldn't care less about the team struggling. It's a deal. Can you throw in a kiss from Suzy Kolber?"
YES!!!!!!!! I LOVE CBS!!!!!!! They switched the game so I dont have to watch anymore. HAPPY FUCKIN HANNUKAH!
Well atleast i have Dragon Ball super to look forward to tonight Sent from my SM-N930V using Tapatalk
This is the worst coached team in the NFL and there's a very real possibility the clown may get to keep his job. Only the Jets...
Powell? Should they should see what they have in him at QB? I think he might be the best option at Qb on the roster.
