It's MNF, it's against the Dolphins... let's win this and spoil their season! J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!!!
Losers who bought tickets at a premium and cant afford enough alcohol to stay home and get drunk enough to escape this abortion of a season. then again, only Woody has that much money.
The team is 2-9. Why waste time going out there when this game literally means nothing? A win hurts a lot more than a loss does...