Incognito retiring

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  1. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    This guy is a walking advertisement for concussion-related mental health issues. I only hope that he doesn't hurt anyone else on his inevitable downward spiral.

    It's people in situations like this that could be the death knell for football.

    Either that or he really is just a disgusting human being who is trying to play everyone, and doing it poorly.
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Well, that might be option 3, that he's a really disgusting human being that lost his ability to control his disgusting urges years ago, and is now losing his ability to even make any sense, probably at least in part because of concussion-related mental illness. It's probably the most likely scenario, in fact.
     
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    Sam Hammer Well-Known Member

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    Um, it's actually "Physco"
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Actual footage of incognito trying to unretire after learning he would have to pay back money
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  7. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    He definitely has a screw loose. Probably several. He didn't even know the terms of his own contract? And what about his liver and kidney problems, someone threw Holy Water on him, all better now? I guess if he didn't fire his agents he could've called them up and discussed what he signed. What a concept. Something about that guy's face has always really bothered me and creeped me out. Like bottled up rapist. Just wanted to bring up the golf course thing again. There is not one male in my life that would consider let alone even THINK about doing something horrid like that. I wouldn't call it sexual harassment. I'd call it sexual assault. And that was a public place. Mull that part over.

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    Do not like the guy.
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    At 34 he's "triple word score" material if @Bellows1 resurrects the Death Pool thread in 2019.

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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    biggest thing i took from this was how off lupica was about woodson.
     
  10. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    If jetophile and joe had a baby, I might decide to pity the world.

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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The baby would make a 3 headed dragon look like the most reasonable thing in the world.
     
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  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Hopefully it's NOT alive.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Visit the Horror Flick thread, you lame ass.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm pretty sure I did?
     
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    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    forevercursed Well-Known Member

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    He'll easily find a job. I hate the guy. Dirty cheap player with a 10c head but with how prized offensive linemen are he won't be unemployed for very long
     
  18. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    But, but, but, how is he gonna find a job with his liver or kidney failure or whatever bs he said upon his "retirement"?
     
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    he's got a strange medical condition where the condition of his organs are directly related to his financial contract
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Contract Organenza vs Bills. So did he have to pay anything back or are the Bills completely on the hook? My take away is that he bullshitted retiring over false medical reasons while he was still on the roster hoping the Bills would cut him and then retracted his statement when he realized he would have to return his signing bonus for retiring. That was not a run on sentence, but am I right or wrong on this?

    Anyway, I can't decide if he's a cat turd, a dog turd, or a human turd. I'm going with all three.
     

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