Inappropriate Humor

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    http://forums.theganggreen.com/thre...-suicide-by-hanging.90694/page-4#post-3702874

    Inscrutable. I'll tell ya about inscrutable. I used to work with this guy Arnoldo in a sculpture foundry. It was a rough job, casting, molten metal, it was down and dirty and paid the bills, but it was right up my alley because anything that doesn't involve heels is fine by me. I was working two full-time jobs at the time, there and at a veterinary hospital, helping to put the old man through school.

    Arnoldo was half Lenca, and although the Lenca language is dead, I completely believe the shit he would tell me. Sacred wells in the forest disturbed, and after people would raid the wells of gold and trinkets, good luck, Maria. And then I would get an inscrutable look. Don't mess with the indigenous. I mess with Christians all the time because they'll never admit how Pagan Christianity is, but I ain't never going near a well somewhere in Honduras. So that's my Inscrutable Story.
     
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  3. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    I’m skeptical

     
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    So which guy in the gray suit was the lawyer and which was the defendant who wants to whip it out - white hair or glasses? The medical examiner looks the guiltiest to me.
     
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    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Wow! That's almost the same story that Nagle put up a day earlier!
     
  8. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Oh, wait...
     
  9. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    Oh, so now I'm supposed to pay attention to what other people post?
     
  10. Sam Hammer

    Sam Hammer Well-Known Member

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    LOL! It gives a new meaning to the phrase, "Choke on a dick!"
     
  11. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    i mean it's kind of how message boards work
     
  12. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Lets not be dogmatic about things.
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    A whole new meaning? What did it mean before this case?
     
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    Hahah!
     
  16. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    I just spilled my drink
     
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    I can't stand when I'm using the shitter at work and some dickweed is in the bathroom on the phone
     
  19. Sam Hammer

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    Hahaha! I should have said that it really takes it to the next level.
     
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    That's when you make sure to fire away a 30DB burrito blaster
     
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