I was insulted... Need advice for a good comeback.

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  1. Brook!

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    Yes I was insulted. It happened 15 minutes ago. Not because I am a goat loving Muslim but for being a fat slob. It happened at McDonald’s in Florham Park.

    As any average fat slob I was craving burgers. I went to McDonald’s on my way to Costco.

    I ordered 2 cheeseburgers and a large soda. The lady who serviced me brought me my plate. I ate 2 burgers but wasn’t full. So I decided to try their new Mac Jr. I approached the counter again and same lady was there. Before I even opened my mouth she sarcastically said you want 2 more burgers? I said no I will try the Mac Jr.

    Dang it. I need advice for a good comeback. She is a regular middle aged skinny white lady. Not beautiful not ugly. I got nothing. Tell me an appropriate comeback line please. :(
     
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  2. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    McDonald's is not halal you fatass goat fucker.
     
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    Big Fail bro.

    Our Costco is one of the only ones with the brisket sandwich in the food court. Also, life hack that shit and get the broiled wings in the back by the rotisserie chickens.



    Comeback: Nice head.
     
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    Is it really possible to insult someone who works at McDonalds? I mean, that's like trying to split subatomic particles.
     
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    So you're attracted to her?
     
  7. Brook!

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    So is beer and these two are my biggest sins. I am on trouble. But that's not the point. What is my comeback?
    Thanks GQ. :)

    What does Nice head mean as a comeback? :) I only use Costco for Water, Flavored Water and Soda. Never tried their food. I am game. Let's go together one day and tell me what is a good Costco food.

    Well, correct but doesn't solve my problem. :(
    Not really hot so no I am not :) Shame on your hockey team. You lost to Slovenia? Really? Shame.
     
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    He feels disappointed and crummy
     
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    never make fun of the person that takes your order in terms of food ... you might find some saliva in your french fries
     
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    Or something much worse on your burger!
     
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    Could be brook is trying to get some saliva on his French fry
     
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    Should we merge this thread?
     
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    I smell a conspiracy here. Isn't the McDonald's in Florham Park owned by a former Jets player, Stan Waldemore (OL, 1978 to 1984)?
     
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    You're a towel.
     
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    Pick your nose (both nostrils), flick 'em at her and say "2 burgers?....how about 2 boogers you cunt?" Or call her a McDog or something..

    Always take the high road.

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    May I please speak to the manager?
     
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    If she's cute and clearly of age you can always come back with: "would you like it if I ordered 2 more burgers?" Add a wink for emphasis.
     
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  18. Brook!

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    Merge with what? I am missing out on humor again. :(
    Wow. Is there any truth to this? :) If he owns that particular McDonald's I will visit there more often.

    Side Note : In Turkey first McDonalds restaurant opened in early 90's. I was a teenager back then. Taking a girl to McDonald's belonged only to the rich kids. Since then I have a soft spot for McDonald's. Same goes for banana. Only rich people could eat banana back then. I would crave banana.
    She isn't cute Brad. Not worthy of a wink. :)
     
  19. Since1969

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    I'm pretty sure it's true. I think he owns one in Parsippany, too. I remember that in one of them, there were pictures of him playing.

    https://www.zoominfo.com/p/Stan-Waldemore/932104108
     
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    Dang it. You are right. :) There is only 1 Mikky D in Florham Park and it went thru a renovation last year and now it is all fancy inside. Didn't see any pictures but will look more carefully next time. :)
     

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