Hack is so inaccurate...

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  1. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    A sequel to Petty sucks. Examples:

    Hack is so inaccurate he gets flagged for unintentional grounding.
    Hack is so inaccurate he threw a bomb and it landed in the Sea of Japan.
    Hack is so inaccurate the only Jets he hits are the ones in the sky.

    Let 'er rip! :)
     
  2. playtowinthegame

    playtowinthegame Well-Known Member

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    This thread is horrible, because Hack is so inaccurate.
     
  3. playtowinthegame

    playtowinthegame Well-Known Member

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    Hackenberg accidentally hit his girlfriend in the eye because he's so inaccurate. o_O
     
  4. forevercursed

    forevercursed Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate he predicted an electoral landslide for Hillary
     
  5. legler82

    legler82 Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate, he once threw his back out trying to pull his stomach in.
     
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  6. Red Menace

    Red Menace Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate he still needs tinkle targets when he takes a piss.
     
  7. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate that he somehow was beat out by McCown and Petty despite the fact that Petty himself is inaccurate and McCown was a 38 year old journeyman QB. Wait, that's not a joke. I think I did it wrong.
     
  8. JetsNation06

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    Hack is so inaccurate that he thought Mac was Mrs. Mac and finally hit his target.
     
  9. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate because Petty sucks
     
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  10. TonyFtLaud

    TonyFtLaud Well-Known Member

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    I thought Petty sucks because Hack is so inaccurate
     
  11. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    McCown broke his hands because 1. Petty sucks and 2. Hack is inaccurate.

    There. I did it the way it should be done.
     
  12. TonyFtLaud

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    If Petty sucks, why was McCown using his hand?
     
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  13. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    Because Hack is inaccurate.
     
  14. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate the sideline reporters wear helmets.
     
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    Hackenberg is so inaccurate he keeps a poster of Nuke Laloosh above his bed.
     
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  16. LV Coach

    LV Coach Well-Known Member

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    You guys have had a lot of fun with this post. Something to laugh about while we sit home out of everything again.
    I just hope he's not inaccurate when they show him the door and he gets in a revolving door and comes back in instead of heading out to pasture.
     
  17. Will-I-Am-Not

    Will-I-Am-Not Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate that even Matt Harvey feels sorry for him.
     
  18. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Hack is so inaccurate, he was the one that broke the fake news about the missile in hawaii.
     
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  19. MoWilkBeast

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    Hack is so inaccurate, that fake missile was him trying to prove he can hit the ocean.
     
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  20. NYJetsO12

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    Hack is so inaccurate he hit a cow instead of the Barn Door
     
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