A sequel to Petty sucks. Examples: Hack is so inaccurate he gets flagged for unintentional grounding. Hack is so inaccurate he threw a bomb and it landed in the Sea of Japan. Hack is so inaccurate the only Jets he hits are the ones in the sky. Let 'er rip!
Hack is so inaccurate that he somehow was beat out by McCown and Petty despite the fact that Petty himself is inaccurate and McCown was a 38 year old journeyman QB. Wait, that's not a joke. I think I did it wrong.
McCown broke his hands because 1. Petty sucks and 2. Hack is inaccurate. There. I did it the way it should be done.
You guys have had a lot of fun with this post. Something to laugh about while we sit home out of everything again. I just hope he's not inaccurate when they show him the door and he gets in a revolving door and comes back in instead of heading out to pasture.