In talking to the wife yesterday I mention I plan on staying home to watch the Bills game on Sunday. Her reply "You're not watching that fucking game here! The Jets are going to SUCK more then usual this year! You'll just end up being shitfaced drunk by 1:15pm and start screaming at the TV so loud you'll scare the dogs and they'll piss all over the floor! I'm not cleaning up dog piss from my hardwoods because the Jets suck!!!!" I'm even getting shit from the wife for being a Jets fan this year...... FML LOL
Your wife is doing you a yuge favor. Go buy her a diamond... if you insist on misery, get her a whip, pop in a gag ball and take the punishment like a true Jet fan.
discussing something she wants to do.... "if you miss the game it's not a big deal right? you said it yourself the Jets aren't going to be good this year....."
I had this same discussion. i told her to take advantage now casue once they turn this around i'm going to be glued to the TV.
problem is even if the Jets suck though a day of watching them get crushed is better than a day of bullshit women stuff. Garage sales, farmers markets, in laws, housework..... I'll take drinkin beer and watching a 30 point loss over that any day. just an easier excuse when they are good. fuckin Jets
I Fully agree. I'm going with the "credits in the bank approach" to be left alone when the time comes. Still going to watch as much as i can, including live at new Era on Sunday as the Jets battle for the division lead.
Update: I told wife not to worry, I'll go out for the game. Word on the street is Galleghers 2000 has no cover and a pretty good free buffet on Sundays...... i like free food and chicks that speak Russian and/or Spanish. Wife stays at home and watches the dogs while I watch the game at the "premiere" gentlemens club in Queens and can still stumble home for the 4PM game sound like a win/win in my book!
I'm a season ticket holder for 23 years.....Once they "turn it around" I'll be doing way more away games. That's when the shit will really hit the fan...
Tell her to shut her mouth and get you a damn beer. Then after she coldcocks you like my wife would, get your own beer and use it for the swelling.