Crowell < Banana Peels

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  1. DarrelleRevis.Human?

    DarrelleRevis.Human? Well-Known Member

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    Outside of week 1 Crowell has looked indecisive and when he does commit its usually the wrong hole or angle.

    What really bothers me is he seems to be perpetually falling forward with his feet windmilling for purchase (see the tackle for a loss and a safety). I am convinced that there's either a Mario Kart conspiracy involving invisible banana peel traps, or the guy is a well below average NFL talent.

    If the latter is true I anticipate a more 65/35 Powell to Crowell split moving forward.

    Are these feelings corroborated or can someone change my mind?
     
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  2. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    His dirty drawers are slowing him down.... hopefully his new Dude Wipes will rectify this issue
     
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  3. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Rectify, haha. Excellent Word Play. I'll add to it and call him an asshole.
     
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  4. ColoradoContrails

    ColoradoContrails Well-Known Member

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    It wouldn't be an issue if he were on the bench or cut.
     
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  5. Donttasemebro

    Donttasemebro Well-Known Member

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    He's actually pretty talented athletically but his game is riddled with sloppy play and bad habits.
     
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    DarrelleRevis.Human? Well-Known Member

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    He reminds me of post rookie year Trent Richardson.

    It's amazing that Powell, regardless what us fans think of him he's a slightly above average RB talent, which is by no means a knock on him I love the dude and think he plays smarter and harder than about everyone on the team. But, he has looked like an all-pro in comparison to Crowell over the last 3 weeks.

    I say hurry back Elijah McGuire.
     
  7. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Now he's endorsing Dude Wipes...a toilet-paper substitute for men.

    No shit.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. WarriorRB28

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    Shameless.
     
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  9. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    Buttfumble, Dude Wipes...there's a joke in there somewhere.
     
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  10. Rollo Tomassi

    Rollo Tomassi Well-Known Member

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    And some dudes here think “hey, it no big thing”.

    I weepz for the children.
     
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  11. Rollo Tomassi

    Rollo Tomassi Well-Known Member

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    I’d rather keep Powell next year an jettison Crowell.
     
  12. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Yep.

    The "joke" is the NY Jets.

    Buttfumble...Asswipe.

    We are officially the assholes of the NFL.

    Congratulations are in order.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Falco21

    Falco21 Well-Known Member

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    Fuckin genius.

    That company is actually paying him now to be a sponsor of their product.

    So in essence, he wiped his ass with a football. Was fined $13k from the NFL, which is chump change for him, and he got a new paycheck from a company to use their product and endorse them.

    THAT is fuckin great!
     
  14. NCJetsfan

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    Only in America.
     
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    Only "stinky" could write a post like that ...ahahahahahahah
     
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    NYJetsO12 Well-Known Member

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    Excuse the pun but what POSers would buy ANYTHING From that..piece of-

    Disgrace the Jets and feed your wallet???

    I like how the FO and the jerk owners ALLOW this
     
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    ConcordeChops 2018 International Poster Award Winner

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    Seems like a replica of Shonn Greene - 3 yards and a cloud of dust. He may be good behind a decent O-line, not a luxury we have at the moment.
     
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  18. Falco21

    Falco21 Well-Known Member

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    When you start allowing an NFL franchise to get involved in players endorsement deals, you start having real issues.

    You may have thought the action was dumb as shit, but stopping a player from choosing his own endorsement deals to promote his own brand, is a little ridiculous
     
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  19. NYJetsO12

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    Unfortunately you are right..

    NOT Something I would EVER do
     
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  20. 50ShadesOfGreen

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    Agreed, after his stint with the browns. He should have turned the other 'cheek' instead of celebrating like an idiot.
     
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