Hopefully he is msart enough to stay the fuck away from the football aspects. His job is to shake hands with celebrities and occasionally look nervous on tv.
http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2017/01/jets_woody_johnson_to_uk_xx_things_to_know_about_c.html That's all I got. Also, was born somewhere between third base and home plate. But we already knew that.
Bumbling owner of laughingstock sports franchise becomes Ambassador to England while barely known, even to his parents, brother takes over and starts pulling all of the right strings and franchise turns around. It couldn't happen, could it?
They will make an underdog-style, "based on actual events" hollywood movie out of it someday. Hollywood doesn't have enough of them. In "Sipping Tea at the Super Bowl" Kevin Costner plays Wold Johnson, the quiet, confused, rich, hidden prodigy who leads the NY Jets out of obscurity despite overwhelming odds after his dense brother (played by Nicholas Cage) gets named Ambassador to the UK.
Throw in a journeyman washed up QB looking for glory and you have all the making for a by the numbers Hollywood sports blockbuster. The question is who will they get to play Tony Romo?
probably Mark Wahlberg. There's no cheesy 'underdog' type paycheck movie he will turn down. He won't be able to use his horrible Masshole accent though so maybe not
Does anyone think Woody's going to let his brother make the big decisions? No chance. Woody will still share his genius via FaceTime.
BTW, it'll be great when he embarrasses the US by meeting the Queen without taking off his dopey Jets cap.
Fuck him. Stupid dipshit would probably try to make it a "fictionlized story about the Pats." That racist prick is everything that is wrong with Boston.
Can't be Wahlberg, he's lefty. For this role it starts and ends with Keanu Reeves playing the part of Romo. Mel Gibson plays Mac and they use a hologram of Gary Coleman for Bowles...
So let's see, Robert's middle name is Wood, and Christopher's is Wold. I mean what the fook is going on there.
