Check your fries at McDonald's...

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  1. Cman60

    Cman60 The Dark Admin

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    Taken from today's NYDN:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/mcdonald-workers-ripped-fries-orders-article-1.3493602

    Sign of the times in which we live.. BTW, if you want to make sure your fries are hot, ask for "no salt" and then grab a pack of salt and sprinkle yourself. Its a win/win since you'll get both fresh cooked fries AND the youngster won't be spreading too much salt on them trying to kill you.
     
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  2. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Better yet..... don't eat that garbage in the first place.
     
  3. TommyJ

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    What? McDiabetes is healthy as all fuck, I'm lovin' it. more like I'm shovin' it.
     
  4. RuJFan

    RuJFan Well-Known Member

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    You guys are looking at it all wrong...

    McDonald's managers knowing of the dangers of food their company makes tries to extend life of their customers by reducing the portions.

    It's really all about keeping people healthy. If you think about it -- same concept as was used to increase taxes on cigarettes, coffee, artificial sweeteners, etc. It's their way to make sure you eat less crap.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    But what do you do if the potentially underage chick at the counter is marginally attractive, yet shy and awkward? Do you let it slide?
     
  6. jetophile

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    Hopefully she's not underage? There's no way for you to know, though. You might feel disappointed and crummy, so no, don't let it slide. I think you should just go straight ahead and ask for her phone number.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    What's your phone number?
     
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    1-877-527-7454
     
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    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Maybe she left a piece of paper with her number on it in the fries? You won't know until you check.
     
  10. joe

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    Would you like jail with your thighs?


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  11. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Remember that time you ate McDonald's and did not feel sick after? Me either.
     
  12. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I get it. I don't think this is a McDonalds thing as much as it is the franchise owner trying to penny pinch and maximize their profits.

    Is a large fry with a couple missing really not enough?
     
  13. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    I had McDonald's over an hour ago. I still haven't left the couch. :(
     
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