Chad Johnson signs Monster deal

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  1. jetsaholic1094

    jetsaholic1094 New Member

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    I sure hope that was a joke...
     
  2. The Mariner

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    That's probably what his girlfriend keeps telling herself too.
     
  3. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he's not still with her. That should be obvious.
     
  4. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Just cuz I wanna know why Jack's been such a jackass to me lately
     
  5. Sundayjack

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    This is a joke? I've never heard - EVER - of domestic abuse being justified. If it were, it wouldn't be domestic abuse, it would be self-defense.

    I'm doing these details from memory. If some are slightly off, you'll have to excuse me.

    Chad beat the hell out of his girlfriend when he was a JuCo student (in Santa Monica, I believe). Keep in mind, also, that Chad was in JuCo because he was a troubled youth in Florida. Had to get as far away from home as possible.

    He was tried and convicted of abusing his girlfriend - twice, I believe. Unfortunately for justice, Chad's school year at JuCo coincided pretty well with when his sentence was to begin, so he skipped out without serving. He played at Oregon State, which seems to be the UNLV of college football these days, and was a first round talent that nobody wanted to touch because of his troubled youth. He went in the second round (I believe).

    The problem was, Chad would be travelling around, making a pile of cash. First speeding ticket he got, he'd have been picked up and extradited to California to answer for his charges. He went back to face the music and finished with community service and probation.

    So, in sum, Chad beat up his girlfriend, got a free college education and probably all sorts of groovy booster treats, made his fortune in the draft, and now he's celebrated as the funny wide receiver diva who makes signs, cries, and flashes his gold teeth and lisp all over ESPN.

    Not a guy I want to celebrate. Not ever.
     
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  6. Sundayjack

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    I'm PM'ing Petro as we speak. I put in a good word for your Crying Forum. The bad news - no smilies. The good news - no one cares.
     
  7. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    :wink:

    sweet...you should ask to be a mod in there :beer:
     
  8. Sundayjack

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    Look at all names of the folks in this thread. This is the big water. You need to slow down and work harder on your replies.
     
  9. lightning

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    ok back on topic, chad johnson is a dick
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He's not being a jackass to you. You just notice his hostility towards you more than everyone else's. Do you know why they are hostile to you? Because they have to sift through dozens of your vacuous posts to find some sort of meaning at all. That, and you seem to have the maturity level of an 8 year old.
     
  11. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    hee hee ...

    well most of my posts are in the BS threads

    maybe you're right ab...maybe i just have been noticing his more than anybody else's...whom knows?

    ~

    and as far as immaturity goes...find 2 good examples..i beg.
     

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