Chad Henne

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  1. bojanglesman

    bojanglesman Active Member

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    I'm going to get ripped for this and I hope I'm wrong.

    Statistically, I think he and Sanchez will have a similar year this year. Statistically, not overall success. He'll probably have a higher completion % and # of TDs than Sanchez, but may throw more INTs. I just think that he's not as bad as everyone makes him out to be. I don't think he's great either, but I think he'll be serviceable for them this year.

    I hope he sucks ass. I just don't expect him to be the flop he was last year. I hope he sucks giant ballsack and his forehead vagina gets a yeast infection. I also hope Brandon Marshall tries to rape his forehead by mistake.
     
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  2. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    diaff.............
     
  3. CraigF1210

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    And I think Moore makes at least one start with Henne healthy on the bench, and not a week 17 scenerio
     
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    I can tell you are great at predictions because of your 0 vCash.
     
  5. bojanglesman

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    Dammit. Burned.
     
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    Even if you believe this is going to happen, what provoked you to make a thread like this?
     
  7. Mr Electric

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    This, but first CYNO,S and SU,C.

    For those that are not educated in the art of angry acronyms:

    CYNO, S: Cut Your Nuts Off, Spaggot

    SU,C: Shut up, Cunt.
     
  8. bojanglesman

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    I had a fag moment. I tend to be a devil's advocate type. I guess after seeing so many people blindly write him off, I felt a little different, but I certainly didn't mean to insinuate that he's John Elway. He just isn't JaMarcus Russell either.

    Yeah, I had that coming.

    I thought of this one today............ faggook. Not as good as spaggot, but a reasonable alternative to insult an entirely different population.
     
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    The offensive line is going to get him killed in Week 1.

    The supposed offensive line "guru" of our useless head coach has seen his offensive line go backwards each of the past few years...
     
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    you're a good poster.

    don't post such doodoo
     
  11. bojanglesman

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    Duly noted. In addition to the shame, I'm lighting myself on fire.

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  12. Miamipuck

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    Posters who have thanked bojanglesman for his post:
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  13. Ron Popeil

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    Henne will vastly improve this year under Daboll's play-calling. Henning was a fossil and coached like one. I wouldn't be surprised to see Henne with 20+ TD's this year, but he'll also have beaucoup INT's because their running game is nonexistent. That being said, Sanchez proved in the 2nd half of the AFCCG that he can carry a team on his back. Henne hasn't even shown that he can play a Dilfer-role, and until he does I don't see him out-performing MS.
     
  14. LoyalJetsFan

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    My prediction is Henne's forehead will get even larger
     
  15. bojanglesman

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    How funny would it have been if it were Henne instead of Eli Manning who got the head wound last year. He would have looked like his head was having a period.
     
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    a

    just replying to get my post count up.
     
  17. bojanglesman

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    Yeah, I suck at predictions. Maybe I can at least claim it as a jinx.

    Did I mention that I predict Tom Brady will finish the season healthy and no one in a Jets uniform will crush him with a season-ending sack?
     
  18. Miamipuck

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    I am sure Mr. Henne would appreciate you taking him orally while he recovers.
     

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