Ask Mrs. championjets69 Advice Column

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Soho does not stand for South of Houston! It stands for mega whore! Besides, why do people pronounce it Howston? Manhattan is the greatest city in the world! Because I was born there! But get it right, Manahattanites! Where were you born? Probably in Moonachie, NJ! Then again, some hick town like Newark! Let's not forget about NoHo! But trust me, there's a lot a hos there!

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  2. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    A gay Muslim woman would never come out! Seeing as you just dropped your own pants and exposed yourself on this, my suggestion is to behead yourself, you fag! Not sure how someone performs an honor killing on themselves! I'll have to look it up in my Encyclopedia Britannica!

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    joe Well-Known Member

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    St. Elizabeth's, Hudson Heights, Manhattan.

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  4. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Another binoculars perve! Go for it. I have the Troopers on speed dial!

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  5. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    So you're saying I should send them my junk first?
     
  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Why would a man send a picture of garbage to a woman he wants to date! Flowers or chocolate, you idiot! You should hand deliver them, but I'm sure you're too lazy! Walk there yourself if you like her! You're probably too busy crashing on your friend's couch eating Wise Potato Chips!

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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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  8. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    What's wrong with Pevre's thumb! Probably from from having a good ole time with J.P. Losman!

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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    This thread makes Iggy's look like an award winner.
     
  10. Red Menace

    Red Menace Well-Known Member

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    Jeto, I don’t know what made you come up with this thread, but it’s awesome... great job!
     
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  11. Chappy13

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    Who played Lumpy on Leave it to Beaver?

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  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Don't know what thread you're talking about! I do like Iggy Pop, though! I loved 'Gimme Danger'! Watch a good movie every once in a while, you imbecile! Yeah, you can be my dog!

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  13. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Fuzzy Lumpkins from 'Powerpuff Girls', you jackass! Now got off my propitty!

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  14. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    It's I don't know! Great job! In other words, you're on the dole!

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  15. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I was born out of wedlock in St. Vincent's and then got baptized in their idiot chapel three days later against my three day old will! St. Vincent's Hospital has been converted to a buncha crappy condos! I'm sure everyone in there is on life support!

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  16. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    Why do U root for the NYJs who have NOT won the SB since 01/12/69? :mad::mad::mad:
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Father/Daughter bonding thing! My first game in person was in 1970! My Daddy plied me with Bloody Marys with clam juice to chase the pain before it started! Never eat the celery! Use it for artillery for the Colts bus! The reason the Jets haven't won anything since 1969 is because Walt Michaels had a nervous breakdown! Who wouldn't!

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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I see that you corrected yourself! You're not as lazy as I thought! I am the Queen of typos and edits! It's a brain thing! Now go walk my dog and pick up his poop, because you're still a little on the lazy side and need a work out! I bet you're one of those people who has that gluten allergy thing! Gluten allergy! Gluten free! Here's a bag of Gold Medal flour! It's a gift! Merry Christmas in April!

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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Should I hit on this fast food worker?
     
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    Who played Larry Mondello?
     
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