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  1. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    How about Mike Battle or Billy Joe for a football name?
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Yes, the Jets are proud owners of some GREAT football names! Clark Gaines, Little John Flowers, bring it, we got 'em.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    No politics, I know, but I just had to do it, lol.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Erik McMilllan will always be a mystery. Incredibly talented, started out like gang busters, was killing it out there, and then inexplicably took a nose-dive and completely flamed out. It was really bizarre. He was fun to watch while it lasted.
     
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    Always a mystery (in a pre social media world) was he beset by injuries that were kept on the down low? Was in off the field or substance abuse issue? Even by year two he was getting picks but also giving up big plays. His coverage skills were never what they were rookie year
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    'Chariots of the Gods', man.
     
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    Emerson Boozer, Kevin Long, Weeb Ewbank, Verlon Biggs, WK Hicks, Rocky Klever
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Kevin Long is in the football card I posted about Burgess. This could turn into a long prolific list. : ) Sherman Plunkett, I always got a kick out of that, because he was a tank. Aaron Beasley, I used to call him Mrs. Beasley, haha. I have a Jets 'rap' song that I posted elsewhere years ago. I should go find it. It's so stupid but great fun at the same time. In fact, I'll go hunt it down to regale you.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Found it! Ready? It's long, so it'll be a few posts:

    "The Jets need a rap song":

    Joe Willie that wigga be crazy
    John Riggins them overalls be wazy
    John Sample, angry black MAN
    Kicked Shula in his can, MAN
    Mud Bowl cheating BASTARDS
    Jets blew, no tarp TURDS
    Marty Lyons Jets lost 56 - 3
    Who the F be doin' this to me
    Richard Todd threw Serby in a locka
    Who knew, but it wasn't no SHOCKA
    Walt Michaels having a meltdown
    Inside assholes gave him a beatdown
    Richard Todd turf toe in his OWN LIVING ROOM
    I said, Daddy where's the BROOM, BROOM?
    Browing Nagle
    Lox on a bagel
    Glenn Foley, not so Holy
    Afo THAT, Ken O'Brien
    Knees buckle, my brains be fryin'
    Neil O'Donnell, Bubby Brister
    What be wrong dat picture Mister?
    Testaverde, slighty perfect
    Popped achilles, what's the verdict?
    Keith Byars, wanna punch him
    Fat Parcells, too much lunchin'
    3-11, 3-11, 3-11
    No other team has that claim to HEAVEN!
    SanCHEZ, is he legal?
    Sometime look like a lost BEAGLE
    Santonio HOLMES droppin' the plane
    Sometimes overpaid turds be the SAME
    Braylon Edwards, team got dismantled
    Jail-bait, jail bait, what's da answer
    Stephen Hill got a normal name
    Hope he KILLS just the same
    Curtis Conway, Alex Van Dyke
    Holy Shit, take a hike
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Damien Robinson gun in the CAR
    Matt Robinson thumb wrestlin in a BAR
    Damien it was like da OMEN
    Kyle Turley with his helmet THROWIN'
    Ricky Ray from Canada
    GAY
    Rick Mirer, made me diya, but that's NOTHIN'
    Tell ya SOMETHIN'
    Blair Thomas fumbla SUPREME
    Roger Vick made me SCREAM
    Roman Pfifer off to the CHEATS
    Please punch Otis Smith in the TEETH
    Jason Gayblade on the team
    Why God be so goddamn MEAN
    Chad Penn 10 in a Miami JERSEY
    Puked all night from the HERESY
    James Hasty one tough bitch
    Broken cheek bone refused a stitch
    Bruce Harper, Freeman McNeil
    One eyed wonder said he was a steal
    Wesley Walker, not a stalker
    and a real class ACT
    Al Toon, no buffoon, but a lamb to the SLAUGHTER
    Woulda cried if I was his DAUGHTER
    Ken Schroy, Burgess Owens
    Lance Mehl and Kirk Springs
    What the F do I know from these things?
    Ray Mickens a freaking midget Victor Green sometimes made me fidget
    Dexter Carter . . . OK, let's not go there
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Leon Hess what a mess
    Harry Wismer Jets were PRISONERS
    Practice at Rikers
    Nobody got knifed there
    Ran like Hell to cash their paychecks
    Sometimes they bounced, what the heck hecks
    Dave Cadigan whatsamatta him
    Margene Adkins sounded like napkins
    Erik McMillan was a villian
    For two weeks
    Dedric Ward another midget
    Santana Moss and them other idgits
    Jim Kensil, Lou Holtz
    Jets fight song, those dolts
    All their coaches, buncha roaches
    AND FUKK JOHN LYNCH
    Herman Edwards we're on the bus
    Michael Vick chicken being chased in the YARD YARD
    Edwards snappy dresser, a depressa, big liya, pants on fiya
    Kansas City CHIEFS
    Kansas CHIEFS CHIEFS Kansas City CHIEFS

    EDIT & P.S.: I will gladly accept the Pulitzer.
     
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    JoJo Townsell

    John Booty

    Siupeli (Soupy) Malamala
     
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    Dude you are killin' me....freaking hilarious - and true. defensewinschampionships and yourself have really brought some life to this board I'll tell you........
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Please don't associate me with Phillystax. Thanks in advance. And I'm not a dude. I'm a 54 year old shemale quirky artist with an eye patch and a peg leg. Arrrrggggh.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    JoJo is one my very favorite Jets player names. I've told this story before. When my former boss named her rescue dog JoJo I was all over it. "JoJo? For JoJo Townsell?!" "What?" Oh, well. JoJo Townsell is also partially responsible why I will always be tangentially in love with Mojo Jojo. And everyone knows I love monkeys.

     
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    LOL........OK then........LOL
     
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    Little John Flowers is my favorite Jet name but my favorite ever football player’s name (unfortunately never made it to the NFL out of Washington) was Sonny Sixkiller.
     
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