She Wouldn't Sit Still.........

GreenHornet · 06-14-2006, 07:54 AM

So, I am on the train this morning doing my usual routine. Absorbing myself in numbers games and crosswords to bide the time. Everything was normal until this lady got on and decided to sit next to me. No Biggy.

I kept doing what I had been doing. I started to notice that this person could not sit still to save their life. Fidget, fidget, fidget. It was distracting me from my consentration. I was fighting off becoming annoyed.

She kept shifting around in her seat. She was in her purse and out of her purse and back in her purse. She was playing with her hair. Adjusting her brassiere. Fixing her blouse. She did everything except pick her nose and pass wind. It was like those fire ants were in her undies.

It was like sitting next to Mrs. Thurston Howell, III after she ate those irradiated sugar beets that Gilligan found on one episode of Gilligan's Island.

I was just about to say something to her when I noticed we were getting close to the Newark station. "What's the point", I said to myself.................I try to be a gentleman.

silent scream · 06-14-2006, 08:50 AM

You should have started farting really loudly, maybe even while mumbling something about severed heads, shallow graves, and your 'next victim'.

jkgrandchamp · 06-14-2006, 09:06 AM

Well was she cute ? If so its excusable if not hang her high and be like yo breezy lay off the crack pipe and sit still

BIG COUNTRY · 06-14-2006, 09:22 AM

The silent fart is an underatted weapon

GreenHornet · 06-14-2006, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jkgrandchamp

Well was she cute ? If so its excusable if not hang her high and be like yo breezy lay off the crack pipe and sit still

So/So. On a scale of Mommies with kids..............about a 3.5 to a 4 conservatively speaking.

baamf · 06-14-2006, 09:34 AM

Two words, crystal meth....

jkgrandchamp · 06-14-2006, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenHornet

So/So. On a scale of Mommies with kids..............about a 3.5 to a 4 conservatively speaking.

Well not a milf but not evan close I woulda said sum thing like hey baby girl why you so anxsious . She might a wanted you to be her next childs daddy . She might a been a professional babies momma !

Pam · 06-14-2006, 10:49 AM

Maybe she needed to use Preparation H?

eyedea · 06-14-2006, 01:42 PM

The worst is when your on the train sitting down, some one has to squeez in to this little space between you and the wall.

ButtleMan · 06-14-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyedea40

The worst is when your on the train sitting down, some one has to squeez in to this little space between you and the wall.

It depends on who is trying to squeeze but it is usually someone with a very big ass.

eyedea · 06-14-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButtleMan

It depends on who is trying to squeeze but it is usually someone with a very big ass.

Yup and they always smell or sweat it never fails.

17a_tailgater · 06-14-2006, 02:30 PM

I would have made conversation.see if I could score a bj or something.

unstable woman love sex

eyedea · 06-14-2006, 02:32 PM

^ 17a is a smooth as sandpaper.

gustoonarmy · 06-14-2006, 02:34 PM

Sounds like a case for farmer Giles

17a_tailgater · 06-14-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyedea40

^ 17a is a smooth as sandpaper.

I'm sorry this is the guy who asked a woman"do you like big hot dogs?"

yea your a smooth operater alright

Petrozza · 06-14-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenHornet

She was playing with her hair.

that usually means sexually frustrated.....

Was she biting her lips too? If that's the case, she was 99.99% sexually frustrated.

17a_tailgater · 06-14-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petrozza

that usually means sexually frustrated.....

Was she biting her lips too? If that's the case, she was 99.99% sexually frustrated.

told ya....do I know my unstable woman or what.

btw petro how come you never answer my PM's????

typeOnegative13NY · 06-14-2006, 03:02 PM

Aren't you supposed to report suspicious behavior on mass transit during these trying times of terrorism?

GreenHornet · 06-14-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petrozza

that usually means sexually frustrated.....

Was she biting her lips too? If that's the case, she was 99.99% sexually frustrated.

Yep, rubbing them too

GreenHornet · 06-14-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by typeOnegative13NY

Aren't you supposed to report suspicious behavior on mass transit during these trying times of terrorism?

Never thought about that. She could have been packing.

06-14-2006, 07:54 AM	#1
GreenHornet Totally Addicted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ganggreenboro, NJ Posts: 7,382 vCash: 75	She Wouldn't Sit Still......... So, I am on the train this morning doing my usual routine. Absorbing myself in numbers games and crosswords to bide the time. Everything was normal until this lady got on and decided to sit next to me. No Biggy. I kept doing what I had been doing. I started to notice that this person could not sit still to save their life. Fidget, fidget, fidget. It was distracting me from my consentration. I was fighting off becoming annoyed. She kept shifting around in her seat. She was in her purse and out of her purse and back in her purse. She was playing with her hair. Adjusting her brassiere. Fixing her blouse. She did everything except pick her nose and pass wind. It was like those fire ants were in her undies. It was like sitting next to Mrs. Thurston Howell, III after she ate those irradiated sugar beets that Gilligan found on one episode of Gilligan's Island. I was just about to say something to her when I noticed we were getting close to the Newark station. "What's the point", I said to myself.................I try to be a gentleman.

06-14-2006, 09:06 AM	#3
jkgrandchamp TheGangGreen.com Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Sacramento Posts: 662 vCash: 25	Well was she cute ? If so its excusable if not hang her high and be like yo breezy lay off the crack pipe and sit still __________________ MP by trade soldier by Choice. Theirs strong but then theirs ARMY STRONG! You Can't spell Champ Without the MP Hooah!!!

06-14-2006, 09:34 AM	#6
baamf Totally Addicted Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,993 vCash: 2000	Two words, crystal meth.... __________________ *NEED MORE GREEN BEFORE I GET MEAN !!!* Telegram sent from John Riggins to Weeb Ewbank prior to the 1973 season. Riggins refused to attend training camp before getting a pay raise.

06-14-2006, 10:49 AM	#8
Pam TGG.com Friendliest Poster Fourpeat!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: 420 Posts: 3,915 vCash: 25	Maybe she needed to use Preparation H? __________________ 'If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.'" Margaret Thatcher

06-14-2006, 02:34 PM	#14
gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the Year Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chasing Foxy's tail Posts: 12,581 vCash: 304	Sounds like a case for farmer Giles __________________

06-14-2006, 08:50 AM	#2
silent scream Totally Addicted Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 1,683 vCash: 25	You should have started farting really loudly, maybe even while mumbling something about severed heads, shallow graves, and your 'next victim'.

06-14-2006, 09:22 AM	#4
BIG COUNTRY Totally Addicted Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: yonkers, new york Posts: 4,836 vCash: 2650	The silent fart is an underatted weapon

06-14-2006, 01:42 PM	#9
eyedea Totally Addicted Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: ShOlin 10314 Posts: 1,588 vCash: 25	The worst is when your on the train sitting down, some one has to squeez in to this little space between you and the wall.

06-14-2006, 02:30 PM	#12
17a_tailgater Totally Addicted Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,498 vCash: 2000	I would have made conversation.see if I could score a bj or something. unstable woman love sex

06-14-2006, 02:32 PM	#13
eyedea Totally Addicted Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: ShOlin 10314 Posts: 1,588 vCash: 25	^ 17a is a smooth as sandpaper.

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