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Old 06-18-2011, 11:28 PM   #1
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Happy fathers day to those of you who already are, or those of us who are going to be, Fathers.

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Old 06-19-2011, 12:42 AM   #2
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probably got an illegitimate child or two out there somewhere
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Old 06-19-2011, 01:55 AM   #3
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Some chick in Japan is still claiming that her 5 year old girl is mine without any solid proof. She does look half White though. Anyway, I'll take the greeting. Thanks.
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Spit up with my wife last week, so today is going to be a tense day, but hopefully an enjoyable one. Off to the beach and rollercoasters.
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Wow, that's a bit rough.

Going to take my wee guy to see his Grandpa shortly, since his mother is enjoying a lie-in.
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Spit up with my wife last week, so today is going to be a tense day, but hopefully an enjoyable one. Off to the beach and rollercoasters.
You'll get over this vomiting episode, we'll all be thinking of you!
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who comes up with these tags.....lololol.

Sorry to hear that Gus, that's tough.

Happy father's day to all the dads on the board. It's my first so I'm a little excited to bring the little girl around to her two granddads.
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Spit up with my wife last week, so today is going to be a tense day, but hopefully an enjoyable one. Off to the beach and rollercoasters.
Do you have kids?
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Old 06-19-2011, 09:04 AM   #10
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Koz at around the 1:58 mark, for sure.
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Spit up with my wife last week, so today is going to be a tense day, but hopefully an enjoyable one. Off to the beach and rollercoasters.
Shit Gus,I'm really sorry to hear that.I hope you are doing okay.
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To all the Dads out there Merry fucking Xmas.
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To all the Dads out there Merry fucking Xmas.
and a Happy Kwanza to you too!
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My ex had my 2 year old call me this morning. The first thing he did was scream "Happy Birthday!!" into the phone. God, I love being a parent!
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Spit up with my wife last week, so today is going to be a tense day, but hopefully an enjoyable one. Off to the beach and rollercoasters.
Mine told me two weeks ago she was leaving, kind of a shocker but life goes on. I went yesterday to get an apartment, so I feel for you.
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who comes up with these tags.....lololol.

Sorry to hear that Gus, that's tough.

Happy father's day to all the dads on the board. It's my first so I'm a little excited to bring the little girl around to her two granddads.
I forgot about my love for gunt.


happy fodders' day.
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World's Greatest Dad? ......

It's Go Time!
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World's Greatest Dad? ......

It's Go Time!
Mandlebaum....Mandlebaum.....MANDLEBAUM!!!


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Old 06-19-2011, 01:33 PM   #20
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wow not one cromartie joke in the thread?this place is losing it's edge a little.
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