[GreenMachine]

Aventura man accused of having sex with dog named after model

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BY DAVID OVALLE
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An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.

Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.

``She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it,'' he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.

Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.

Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.

``I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,'' Weiner said. ``I expect my client will be full vindicated.''
The Miami Herald

[HOI]

Vindicated or not....he's name is out there. Once you get labeled as a dog-fucker...well theres just no coming back from that

[kinghenry89]

"I enjoy the bullseye," To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily. said. "Plus, there's going to be times when I bone 2-3 dogs in a row, and it seems like the world has crashed down. You all are going to make it seem like the World Trade is coming down again, but it's not going to be nothing but a couple Great Danes."

[fozzi58]

You can't say bomb on an airplane.

BOMB B-ba-ba-BOMB!

[Jake]

So this jackass told the vet he was fucking his dog?!? What in the blue hell is wrong with some people...........

[Pam]

WHAT THE FUCK! Good gawd shit like this makes me sick.

[Johnny English]

Originally Posted by Pam

WHAT THE FUCK! Good gawd shit like this makes me sick.

Tell me about it, Great Danes are fucking ugly. Now a nice spaniel.......

[Green Lantern]

Originally Posted by kinghenry89

"I enjoy the bullseye," To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily. said. "Plus, there's going to be times when I bone 2-3 dogs in a row, and it seems like the world has crashed down. You all are going to make it seem like the World Trade is coming down again, but it's not going to be nothing but a couple Great Danes."

The Heat should change their name to this thread title.

[BadgerOnLSD]

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[JetBlue]

Originally Posted by Jake

So this jackass told the vet he was fucking his dog?!? What in the blue hell is wrong with some people...........

I know, who tells people about this? just keep it to yourself like a normal human being.

[brothermoose]

Why do they always assume the dog doesn't like it?

[Johnny English]

Originally Posted by brothermoose

Why do they always assume the dog doesn't like it?

Quite. And it wouldn't be a problem if the damn dogs didn't insist on looking so hot. Stupid sexy dogs.

[Miamipuck]

**shrug** I opened up this thread and thought some guys in Miami were fucking ugly chicks. I thought I was gonna be able to laugh at some of my idiot friends.

Great Dane??????????

That is like a hot dog down a hall way but good luck to you buddy.

[624]

That is disgusting.





Great Danes are way too big to fuck, I prefer Labradoodles.

[blackssmagic]

how the hell does someone do this....