If you could bend over far enough?

Mr Potato Fro · 03-04-2009, 10:24 PM

If you could bend over far enough, would you hit it?

Yeah yeah i know you got a girl for that, or that's what girls are for or whatever the hell your going to say either way just answer the damn poll.

MBGreen · 03-04-2009, 10:26 PM

if i can bend over to tie my shoelace...that's considered a victory.

zonebuster413 · 03-04-2009, 10:29 PM

Wait are we talking about oral or anal?

Mr Potato Fro · 03-04-2009, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MBGreen

if i can bend over to tie my shoelace...that's considered a victory.

Yeah, i remember in gym and boot camp. They'd say bend down and touch your toes. I'd get about to my kneecaps. That's about as close as your getting.

BadgerOnLSD · 03-04-2009, 10:30 PM

I wouldn't, not because I think it's disgusting, I just don't think I'd get anything out of it. It's my own mouth.

For some reason this does not hold true for my hands.

Mr Potato Fro · 03-04-2009, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zonebuster413

Wait are we talking about oral or anal?

Well even if you could somehow bend your spinal cord the wrong way towards your ass what are you going to stick in ther to constitute anal sex your eyeball?

Oral

SydneyDon · 03-04-2009, 10:30 PM

Thankfully no spit or swallow option on the poll. You kept it relatively tasteful.

Mr Potato Fro · 03-04-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SydneyDon

Thankfully no spit or swallow option on the poll. You kept it relatively tastefull.

That's all your choice Syd, i kept it up to the suckee.

zonebuster413 · 03-04-2009, 10:33 PM

Well truthfully, I can't say I haven't thought about it, but no, I wouldn't do it.

Exit 117 · 03-04-2009, 10:38 PM

Shoulda made it a public vote.

MBGreen · 03-04-2009, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zonebuster413

Well truthfully, I can't say I haven't thought about it, but no, I wouldn't do it.

times must be tough in Whopper land.

Mr Potato Fro · 03-04-2009, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Exit 117

Shoulda made it a public vote.

Why it's a private poll and everybody still said no. I figured if I made it private at least one or two people would admit to it.

Making it public would just make everyone so no automatically.

BadgerOnLSD · 03-04-2009, 10:43 PM

We need another poll.

Have you tried it?
-Yes, successfully
-Yes, unsuccessfully
-No
-I like beer

SixFeetDeep · 03-04-2009, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadgerOnLSD

We need another poll.

Have you tried it?
-Yes, successfully
-Yes, unsuccessfully
-No
-I like beer

no matter what the poll is about, i always vote for the beer option if its available.

Scikotic · 03-04-2009, 11:55 PM

Wait until Puck get ahold of this thread. He specifically got a few ribs removed so he could conquer himself with To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily..

........ · 03-05-2009, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadgerOnLSD

I wouldn't, not because I think it's disgusting, I just don't think I'd get anything out of it. It's my own mouth.

For some reason this does not hold true for my hands.

Problem solved!

zonebuster413 · 03-05-2009, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MBGreen

times must be tough in Whopper land.

Lol, oh c'mon tell me with a straight face the thought never crossed your mind. I don't mean whether if you were seriously considering it, but whether if one day you were just bored as hell and you were like "dam, I wonder if I should try that........nah!"

Barry the Baptist · 03-05-2009, 02:21 AM

Yes.... Yes I would. I would never leave the fucking house. Now swallowing... that's a completely different story.

That reminds me... is there anything worse than when a girl blows you especially one you don't know all that well and she spits and acts like your this horrible person. I mean seriously am I supposed to stop my enjoyment to let her know in the words of Bruce Buffer "It's Time"? Seriously I want PF, ganggreengirl and Cassie to answer why chicks get so pissed if you don't warn them. Fuck swallow it and get on with it. I don't want you scrambling around the room looking for some boxers or something to spit it in.

Murrell2878 · 03-05-2009, 05:38 AM

This reminds me of the part from Clerks..

Sundayjack · 03-05-2009, 06:44 AM

If you could and you did, would that also make you gay?

View Poll Results: If you could bend over far enough would you hit it?
Hell ya I would	6	14.63%
No, that's disgusting	22	53.66%
Only if i was really, really lonely and desperate	10	24.39%
I don't understand the question / short bus.	3	7.32%
Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll

03-04-2009, 10:29 PM	#3
zonebuster413 Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 249 vCash: 2000	Wait are we talking about oral or anal? __________________

03-04-2009, 10:30 PM	#7
SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster" Award Winner Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SinCity Posts: 1,860 vCash: 1715	Thankfully no spit or swallow option on the poll. You kept it relatively tasteful. Last edited by SydneyDon; 03-04-2009 at 10:32 PM. Reason: one 'l' I think

03-04-2009, 10:33 PM	#9
zonebuster413 Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 249 vCash: 2000	Well truthfully, I can't say I haven't thought about it, but no, I wouldn't do it. __________________

03-04-2009, 10:38 PM	#10
Exit 117 Totally Addicted Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,278 vCash: 550	Shoulda made it a public vote. __________________

03-04-2009, 10:26 PM	#2
MBGreen Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kanadia Posts: 18,134 vCash: 65830	if i can bend over to tie my shoelace...that's considered a victory.

03-04-2009, 10:30 PM	#5
BadgerOnLSD Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Pyongyang, North Korea Posts: 15,194 vCash: 25	I wouldn't, not because I think it's disgusting, I just don't think I'd get anything out of it. It's my own mouth. For some reason this does not hold true for my hands.

03-04-2009, 10:43 PM	#13
BadgerOnLSD Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Pyongyang, North Korea Posts: 15,194 vCash: 25	We need another poll. Have you tried it? -Yes, successfully -Yes, unsuccessfully -No -I like beer

03-04-2009, 11:55 PM	#15
Scikotic Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 11,419 vCash: 1145	Wait until Puck get ahold of this thread. He specifically got a few ribs removed so he could conquer himself with To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily..

03-05-2009, 02:21 AM	#18
Barry the Baptist Cardinal Ximenez of Mods Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Craggy Island Posts: 14,910 vCash: 1322	Yes.... Yes I would. I would never leave the fucking house. Now swallowing... that's a completely different story. That reminds me... is there anything worse than when a girl blows you especially one you don't know all that well and she spits and acts like your this horrible person. I mean seriously am I supposed to stop my enjoyment to let her know in the words of Bruce Buffer "It's Time"? Seriously I want PF, ganggreengirl and Cassie to answer why chicks get so pissed if you don't warn them. Fuck swallow it and get on with it. I don't want you scrambling around the room looking for some boxers or something to spit it in. __________________ In memory of Christopher D. Boeri 11/07/1974 - 08/04/2011 Last edited by Barry the Baptist; 03-05-2009 at 02:24 AM.

03-05-2009, 05:38 AM	#19
Murrell2878 Mark Sanchez #6 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Columbia, CT Posts: 21,926 vCash: 300	This reminds me of the part from Clerks.. __________________

03-05-2009, 06:44 AM	#20
Sundayjack pǝʇɔıppɐ ʎןןɐʇoʇ Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Your mother's so fat Posts: 10,152 vCash: 346	If you could and you did, would that also make you gay?

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