Inside Plaxico Burress' Sweatpants

FriendlyGiantsFan · 12-11-2008, 09:14 AM

Plaxico received a lot of flak for wearing sweatpants to a nightclub. Now we know why...he was at a stripclub first! I feel like an idiot for not picking up on this (having been to a club a time or two myself) as it does make a lot of sense.

As for the $20 part, that just shows me that he wanted a lap dance and nothing more. If you're dropping large amounts of money, you're getting more than a lap dance.

I really hope that I am inputting this link correctly...

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abyzmul · 12-11-2008, 09:33 AM

I had assumed he was at a strip club.

brothermoose · 12-11-2008, 11:08 AM

Only thing better in a strip club is sweatpants AND ecstasy...

Tballlz63 · 12-11-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brothermoose

Only thing better in a strip club is sweatpants AND ecstasy...

with no underwear. you gotta go commando at that point.

abyzmul · 12-11-2008, 11:16 AM

Sweatpants are the last thing I would wear to a strip club.

EliTheGiant · 12-11-2008, 09:37 PM

strahan is the best plaxico needs to shapen up.

Firemangini Ed · 12-11-2008, 10:23 PM

There seems to be a wealth of strip club knowledge in this message board.

12-11-2008, 09:14 AM	#1
FriendlyGiantsFan Totally Addicted Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,872 vCash: 500	Inside Plaxico Burress' Sweatpants Plaxico received a lot of flak for wearing sweatpants to a nightclub. Now we know why...he was at a stripclub first! I feel like an idiot for not picking up on this (having been to a club a time or two myself) as it does make a lot of sense. As for the $20 part, that just shows me that he wanted a lap dance and nothing more. If you're dropping large amounts of money, you're getting more than a lap dance. I really hope that I am inputting this link correctly... To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily. __________________ "We're only gonna score 17 points? Ha ha ha! Okay." -Tom Brady "Make them go to Manningham" -Bill Belichick

12-11-2008, 09:33 AM	#2
abyzmul Numchuck Sticks Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hy-Brasil Posts: 31,500 vCash: 25	I had assumed he was at a strip club. __________________ *If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.* - Bill Cosby *Most people are fools, most authority is malignant, God does not exist, and everything is wrong.* - Ted Nelson

12-11-2008, 11:08 AM	#3
brothermoose Totally Addicted Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo Posts: 7,270 vCash: 63	Only thing better in a strip club is sweatpants AND ecstasy... __________________ Well Mr. Idzik, I like what you've done with the place so far... BBB President of the self appointed committee to spread the gospel of Bringing Back Braylon

12-11-2008, 11:16 AM	#5
abyzmul Numchuck Sticks Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hy-Brasil Posts: 31,500 vCash: 25	Sweatpants are the last thing I would wear to a strip club. __________________ *If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.* - Bill Cosby *Most people are fools, most authority is malignant, God does not exist, and everything is wrong.* - Ted Nelson

12-11-2008, 10:23 PM	#7
Firemangini Ed Totally Addicted Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: gone Posts: 1,817 vCash: 1000	There seems to be a wealth of strip club knowledge in this message board. __________________ I don't know, from a quantifiable standpoint, exactly how drunk one needs to be to fuck a retarded person, but that's how drunk I was. And that's what I did.

12-11-2008, 09:37 PM	#6
EliTheGiant Starter Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 200 vCash: 500	strahan is the best plaxico needs to shapen up.

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