[brothermoose]

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Casey Johnson
Casey Johnson is not just the daughter of Woody Johnson, owner of the New York Jets, she is also heiress to the immense Johnson & Johnson fortune. Born to be a billionaire, Casey even attended prep schools alternately with Paris Hilton and Ivanka Trump. She’s done all the usual things that heiresses do, like working as an assistant publicist for a major PR firm while doing philanthropy on the side, of course. Casey keeps pretty busy these days. Last year she adopted a child from Kazakhstan while doing research and development on some all-natural skin-care products. Casey plans to unveil her Journey product line in the near future.

Wealth at a price: The man who becomes the future Mr. Casey Johnson must definitely like children. Johnson adopted a Kazakhstani girl in 2006. Also, don’t mention her former boyfriend, music producer John Dee, or her aunt Libet. Both of those relationships turned sour and if you don’t want yours to, just don’t talk about it.

[Scruggy]

Yo, hook me up. She's got to be a Jets fan, right?

I wonder how she feels about the Borat movie?

[devilonthetownhallroof]

With a face like that, she better be a billionaire.

[BadgerOnLSD]

I love kids. And money.

[jetophile]

I doubt she gives two chits about Daddy's silly little football hobby. He should build model Stadiums in his garage out of popsicle sticks instead. She'd probably think that was cuter.

[Downunder]

Originally Posted by BadgerOnLSD

I love kids. And money.

I love kids WITH money

[vinsjets]

That just makes you a pedophile.

[The Predator]

How can anyone find Paris Hilton attractive? I mean, just looked at that fucking jaw!

[Tony]

Originally Posted by The Predator

How can anyone find Paris Hilton attractive? I mean, just looked at that fucking jaw!

She's easy, and that is a quality I've always admired in a woman.

Of course, she may be a little TOO easy, but still...