[WhiteShoeWillis]

after the 3rd bar last night, 4 of us decided to go back to my place because it was about 4 am and all the bars were closed. we were all having a blast and wanted to continue the party, it was just one of those nights where everything was feeling right.

the only girl with us came with me and my brother and our longtime friend go in the another car. We get back to my place first and somewhere during the trip it was decided that food was required when we got there. i tell her what i have in the fridge and she decides she wants to make chicken and brocolli - when we got to my place, i remembered that the chicken i thought i had was gone already. i tell her i'll just grill some steak but she's hell bent on chicken and brocolli so she starts into my freezer where there's a few things of frozen chicken breast from 2005. 2005. I tell her not to cook it, but she is really disagreeing and then digs back further in the freezer only to find a zipblock bag of chicken breast with no date on it. This was likely older than the 2005 chicken, and I said this but she was sold that it was fine because there was no evidence suggesting otherwise. I was pretty drunk and didn't really feel like arguing so I just let her do her thing.

fast forward about 20 minutes or so and she's serving us all plates of chicken and brocolli with cheese. i was pretty hungry but there was no way in hell i was eating that chicken. I start eating all the cheese covered broccolli though and it was quite glorious.

All of the sudden, as I'm just about finishing off picking out the broccolli, my buddy starts freaking out into a furious rage. He's yelling, what the FUCK is going on? Then he points at my plate and asks why the fuck I'm not eating my chicken. At this point I started laughing my ass off. Somewhere between arguing about the old chicken and the girl serving it I forgot that my brother and buddy weren't there for the whole thing and ate my meal thinking they knew. This was about the funniest thing in the world to me as I explained it to him, but he was pretty upset. I'm still laughing about it. he hasn't died yet. I thought maybe someone else would get a kick out of this one.

[dBLitzer28]

lol .. 1 question. Why would a 2005 chicken still be in ur freezer??

[ThunderbirdJet]

Eating frozen chicken from the ice ages won't make you sick. It will however, taste like shit. Apparently, the others were too drunk to notice how bad freezer burn tastes.

[WhiteShoeWillis]

Originally Posted by dBLitzer28

lol .. 1 question. Why would a 2005 chicken still be in ur freezer??

hah - i need to clean it out i guess.

[WhiteShoeWillis]

Originally Posted by ThunderbirdJet

Eating frozen chicken from the ice ages won't make you sick. It will however, taste like shit. Apparently, the others were too drunk to notice how bad freezer burn tastes.

That's good news. I'm not telling him though, gotta make him sweat it out.