[wexy]

Like every Jewish kid the day after Christmas getting some cold cuts for lunch.
Everyone starts discussing last night's Jet game and the Jets chances for the playoffs.

We're all talking about the Jets but then I wondered why was everyone talking to me about the Jet game?

As I left the store, I realized, Schmuck, you're wearing your Jets sweater.
Don't get old.

[Dinobot 2]

Hahahah. How was that pork?

[GreenGiant 32]

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is what I got out of this thread.

Originally Posted by wexy

So I'm in the pork store

Translation: I visited my favorite club Ram Rod's

Like every Jewish kid the day after Christmas getting some cold cuts for lunch.

Translation: Thinking it was still Christmas I started pestering for a free lap dance

Everyone starts discussing last night's Jet game and the Jets chances for the playoffs.

Translation: Everyone starts talking Jets

We're all talking about the Jets but then I wondered why was everyone talking to me about the Jet game?

Translation: Why is everyone talking Jets?

As I left the store, I realized, Schmuck, you're wearing your Jets sweater.

Translation: I then realize after the police arrive, I'm lying half naked in the corner crying hysterically and I'm only wearing my Jets boxers

Don't get old.

Translation: I only got a slap on the wrist... too bad it wasn't my ass.

[lightning]

Originally Posted by GreenGiant 32

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is what I got out of this thread.



Translation: I visited my favorite club Ram Rod's



Translation: Thinking it was still Christmas I started pestering for a free lap dance



Translation: Everyone starts talking Jets



Translation: Why is everyone talking Jets?



Translation: I then realize after the police arrive, I'm lying half naked in the corner crying hysterically and I'm only wearing my Jets boxers



Translation: I only got a slap on the wrist... too bad it wasn't my ass.

I thought "ram rods" was closed down?

[lightning]

Originally Posted by wexy

Like every Jewish kid the day after Christmas getting some cold cuts for lunch.
Everyone starts discussing last night's Jet game and the Jets chances for the playoffs.

We're all talking about the Jets but then I wondered why was everyone talking to me about the Jet game?

As I left the store, I realized, Schmuck, you're wearing your Jets sweater.
Don't get old.

Actually this is pretty funny, because you mentioned that you are a jewish kid and you used the word Schmuck...

[HofstraJet]

Originally Posted by lightning

I thought "ram rods" was closed down?

I think they re-opened as "The Tool Box"!

[wexy]

There really is a lot of latent homosexuality on these message boards.

[Angry Teste]

Originally Posted by lightning

Actually this is pretty funny, because you mentioned that you are a jewish kid and you used the word Schmuck...

I thought I was the only one who caught that...

[GreenGiant 32]

Originally Posted by Angry Teste

I thought I was the only one who caught that...

Nope you weren't the only one, guess my humor is too subliminal for some.

[lightning]

Originally Posted by wexy

There really is a lot of latent homosexuality on these message boards.

you've been here 2 years and this suprises you?

[lightning]

Originally Posted by HofstraJet

I think they re-opened as "The Tool Box"!

Oh well then i know where that is. 1028 referred it to me a while back.