Movie Quote Game Vol. 2

Murrell2878 · 03-08-2006, 10:57 AM

Well, it was a fun thread before so let's see if we can get it going again. I will start with a VERY easy one, but it is one of my favorite movies EVER!!!

Quote:

Lloyd: Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?
Mary: How'd you guess?
Lloyd: Well I saw the luggage and then noticed the airline ticket and put 2 and 2 together. So where ya headed?
Mary: Aspen
Lloyd: Mmmm, California, beautiful. The names Christmas..Lloyd Christmas
Mary: I'm Mary Swanson
Lloyd: This isn't my real job you know
Mary: No?
Lloyd: Nope, my friend Harry and I are saving up to buy our own pet store. I got worms.
Mary: I beg your pardon.
Lloyd: i got worms, that's what we're gonna call it. We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms, you know like ant farms....what's the matter, little tense about the flight?
Mary: something like that
Lloyd: you know mary, there's really nothing to worry about. statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know like in a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck, that's the worse. I have this cousin, well I HAD this cousin
Mary: Llyod, will you keep your eyes on the road please.
Lloyd: Mmm good thinking, can't be to careful, lotta bad drivers out there

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Excuse me. Hey do you have change for a dollar?
Lil Old Lady: No, I'm sorry.
Lloyd: Hey, well can you watch my stuff. While I go break a dollar? Thanks. Hey I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Don't you go dying on me!

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i just got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. And I didn't even see it comin'

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That's it! I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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hey guys, BIG GULPS huh... well, see ya later!

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You can't triple stamp a double stamp...You can't triple stamp a double stamp...Lloyd, Lloyd...You can't triple stamp a double stamp!!!!

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Harry-One time we succesfully mated a bulldog with a shitzue
Mary-Really. That's weird
Harry-Ya uh ya we called it a bullshit

And Finally:

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Just when I think you couldnt possibly get any dumber,you go and pull a stunt like this!AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

KOZ · 03-08-2006, 11:08 AM

Dumb and Dumber of course, it makes things alot easier when you give us the characters' names.

Barry the Baptist · 03-08-2006, 11:08 AM

You gotta do better than this....

Dumb and Dumber

Here we go...

Nice Beaver...

Thank you , I just had it stuffed

Murrell2878 · 03-08-2006, 11:09 AM

yes, I know...but anyone with half a brain would have figured it out anyway

Analog Kid · 03-08-2006, 04:34 PM

There are snails on her plate!

Sundayjack · 03-08-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RichMiano

Nice Beaver...

Thank you , I just had it stuffed

<SWAT> Naked Gun.

And you, RichMiano, should be disqualified from this one.

Quote:

Man #1: What did he say?
Man #2: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Woman: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Man #3: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

AMJets · 03-08-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Analog Kid

There are snails on her plate!

The Jerk.

"I can practically hear you getting fatter."

Sundayjack · 03-08-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10Pennington10

"I can practically hear you getting fatter."

Tommy Boy ...

Pennythetowelboy · 03-08-2006, 05:28 PM

this ones easy..

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister.

Jtuds · 03-08-2006, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pennythetowelboy

this ones easy..

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister.

Bad Santa??

OK here's one:

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you"

Mantana Soss · 03-08-2006, 06:57 PM

Anchorman!

"What was I supposed to do... call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?"

Jtuds · 03-08-2006, 07:02 PM

^^^The Sting^^^^^...but thats hardly fair, nobody else would have gotten it I bet.

Next one:

Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.

Barry the Baptist · 03-08-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jtuds
[b

Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.[/b]

Waynes World......

How about this one

Who are you?
I'm the Bearded Lady who are you one of the freaks?
Come back here you fat bearded bitch!!!

Murrell2878 · 03-08-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichMiano

Waynes World......

How about this one

Who are you?
I'm the Bearded Lady who are you one of the freaks?
Come back here you fat bearded bitch!!!

I'm gonna just guess on this one...is it Spaceballs??

Cellar-door · 03-08-2006, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murrell2878

I'm gonna just guess on this one...is it Spaceballs??

it's spaceballs

"They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing. "

nyscene911 · 03-08-2006, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cellar-door

it's spaceballs

"They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing. "

Closer?

I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

NYislesgrl · 03-08-2006, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nyscene911

Closer?

I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

fight club.

(i didnt know you saw closer. wasnt jude law just so dreamy?)

"I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. "

Jtuds · 03-08-2006, 08:17 PM

FIGHT CLUB BABY!!!!!!

Alright bet you wont know this one right away....

"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

Another even better one form the same movie...

"Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man; she'll hold her own."

Cellar-door · 03-08-2006, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jtuds

FIGHT CLUB BABY!!!!!!

Alright bet you wont know this one right away....

"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

Another even better one form the same movie...

"Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man; she'll hold her own."

Fear and Loathing...
"Well, I did. Every one of them. Mostly, I remember the last one, the wild finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain, with a comical look on his face, because his insides have been kicked out. "

Barry the Baptist · 03-08-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundayjack

<SWAT> Naked Gun.

And you, RichMiano, should be disqualified from this one.

Ahh the movie with some of the greatest lines ever to appear in the genre of Biblical Movies

Here is just a sampling....

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

F**k off! We're the People's Front of Judea

I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

Its a joke name sir

I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.

03-08-2006, 11:09 AM	#4
Murrell2878 Mark Sanchez #6 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Columbia, CT Posts: 21,920 vCash: 300	yes, I know...but anyone with half a brain would have figured it out anyway __________________

03-08-2006, 05:28 PM	#9
Pennythetowelboy Totally Addicted Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,241 vCash: 58672	this ones easy.. Kid: Your beard's not real. Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out. Kid: How come? Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean. Kid: Mrs. Claus? Willie: Actually it was her sister. __________________

03-08-2006, 07:02 PM	#12
Jtuds Totally Addicted Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: I live in the hearts of the weak and the wounded. Posts: 6,624 vCash: 2000	^^^The Sting^^^^^...but thats hardly fair, nobody else would have gotten it I bet. Next one: Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this. __________________ Retire #80 - Wayne Chrebet

03-08-2006, 08:17 PM	#18
Jtuds Totally Addicted Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: I live in the hearts of the weak and the wounded. Posts: 6,624 vCash: 2000	FIGHT CLUB BABY!!!!!! Alright bet you wont know this one right away.... "Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim." Another even better one form the same movie... "Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man; she'll hold her own." __________________ Retire #80 - Wayne Chrebet Last edited by Jtuds; 03-08-2006 at 08:20 PM.

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03-08-2006, 11:08 AM	#2
KOZ Totally Addicted Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Posts: 7,621 vCash: 25	Dumb and Dumber of course, it makes things alot easier when you give us the characters' names. __________________ Team Koz 2011 Death Pool Squad Members- (1) Aretha Franklin, (2) Andy Rooney, (3) Pete Doherty, (4) Kenny Easterday, (5) Mischa Barton, (6)Tom Sizemore

03-08-2006, 11:08 AM	#3
Barry the Baptist Cardinal Ximenez of Mods Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Craggy Island Posts: 14,909 vCash: 1322	You gotta do better than this.... Dumb and Dumber Here we go... Nice Beaver... Thank you , I just had it stuffed __________________ In memory of Christopher D. Boeri 11/07/1974 - 08/04/2011

03-08-2006, 04:34 PM	#5
Analog Kid Bench Warmer Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 78 vCash: 2000	There are snails on her plate!

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Mantana Soss Dark Sunshiner Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJTPK Exit 9 Posts: 9,372 vCash: 1407407521	Anchorman! "What was I supposed to do... call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?"