Who is the one person that is always hanging around in this forum?

[abyzmul]

Every time I'm looking at BS, I see the BS Bowl header at the top of the page and there's always '1 viewing'. And it's a guest, not a member. It's just so... strangeeee?

[MBGreen]

coorslightcans/5180/1290 is my bet......what else is he going to do?

Afterall, there's only so many fucking villages available to rape and pillage in the Caribbean.

[AlioTheFool]

I'm glad somebody finally asked this question. I've been wondering the same thing for a long time now.

[IATA]

Probly a bot from Google or Yahoo.

[Hemi]

Right now, it's me.

[SydneyDon]

I notice the same with the Poster Awards Forum, although that's probably Scik waiting for someone to enter his domain

[GQMartin]

Guy died watching the Boredom Bowl, never closed the window.

[JohnnyJohnson]

Originally Posted by IATA

Probly a bot from Google or Yahoo.

That's right

[NyerInTex]

Just trying to get to 10 posts to view some links........(-;

[nyjcanada]

Originally Posted by NyerInTex

Just trying to get to 10 posts to view some links........(-;

Good luck doing it in here. How about participating in some discussion?

[624]

Originally Posted by NyerInTex

Just trying to get to 10 posts to view some links........(-;

You are the one always viewing this forum?????????

[hiker]

WHAT SOCIETY DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW:

Male dominated society has suppressed the immense sexual power of women because they fear a female sexual revolution during which women will rise up against sexually ineffective men. These “frankencunts” will demand that their men work shorter hours, cease watching sports, and stop drinking alcohol, instead staying home and repeatedly bringing them to orgasm.

SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT THE INNER SLUT EXISTS:

Medically speaking, the true purpose of the orgasm is to draw sperm up to the cervix through rhythmic pulsations, thereby assisting in impregnation (male orgasm exists for a similar reason, in order to ensure propulsion of sperm through ejaculation). The arousal of a female to the visual image of a large cock is an evolutionary mechanism since the longer a cock, the more capable it is of depositing sperm further up the vagina and closer to the cervix, and the thicker it is, the tighter the seal with the vagina, thereby reducing sperm spillage.

The reason why women have multiple orgasms is that in the natural world women are meant to be repeatedly “raped” by passing males, having orgasms only if they find the “rapist” attractive. Scientific studies have shown that symmetrical people are subjectively more attractive to the opposite sex than asymmetrical people. Also, interestingly, recent studies have shown that symmetrical people have less health problems, making them genetically “fitter”. Therefore, the more symmetrical the rapist’s features, the more attractive he appears to his rapee, and the more likely she will orgasm and become impregnated.

Furthermore, contrary to popular belief, women are most likely to be impregnated not by the first man that ejaculates inside them, but by the man who gives them the most intense orgasm over a limited period of time. So, one can conclude that after “full sexual awakening”, an enlightened woman will become a complete slut for men’s cocks, participating in promiscuous behaviour, ultimately leading to regular gangbangs, as is her natural calling.


THE TIME OF THE “REVERSE HAREM” IS UPON US:

Even though from a sexual perspective the existence of a harem of men servicing one woman seems far more natural than that of which we are accustomed, the development of the structured family unit made such sexual expression impossible, in that one could never tell which male lover was the father. On the other hand, in the traditional harem, assuming no infidelity on the part of the female, the identity of both parents was obvious.

With both the advent of modern birth control and the existence of DNA analysis for the decisive identification of the father, these issues are now completely eliminated.


JUST SOME ADVANTAGES OF AWAKENING THE SLUT WITHIN:

•Scientific studies have show that highly sexually active people subjectively look several years younger than those who are not sexually active. Therefore, we can extrapolate that the more sex you have, the longer you will live. One of the goals of our religion is for members to reach a state of “continuous, uninterrupted sexual pleasure”. Once attained, one can theoretically live forever
•Lack of female orgasms causes intense stress. Ancient Greek physicians were the first in the world to manually manipulate women to bring them to orgasm as a treatment for “hysteria”. Centuries ago physicians employed midwifes to bring women to “paroxysm” to relieve stress. Up until only a few decades ago physicians regularly performed “manual manipulation” of the female genitalia to produce orgasm and relieve hysteria. The first vibrator was invented under medical patent during the late 19th century as a labour-saving device for physicians. It was a wind-up model that quickly powered down before a woman could cum. A steam powered version was invented which worked much better, but it was not until the widespread availability of electricity and the invention of the portable electric vibrator for physician housecalls, that the vibrator came into its own.

[colleen74]

Originally Posted by hiker

WHAT SOCIETY DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW:

Male dominated society has suppressed the immense sexual power of women because they fear a female sexual revolution during which women will rise up against sexually ineffective men. These “frankencunts” will demand that their men work shorter hours, cease watching sports, and stop drinking alcohol, instead staying home and repeatedly bringing them to orgasm.

SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT THE INNER SLUT EXISTS:

Medically speaking, the true purpose of the orgasm is to draw sperm up to the cervix through rhythmic pulsations, thereby assisting in impregnation (male orgasm exists for a similar reason, in order to ensure propulsion of sperm through ejaculation). The arousal of a female to the visual image of a large cock is an evolutionary mechanism since the longer a cock, the more capable it is of depositing sperm further up the vagina and closer to the cervix, and the thicker it is, the tighter the seal with the vagina, thereby reducing sperm spillage.

The reason why women have multiple orgasms is that in the natural world women are meant to be repeatedly “raped” by passing males, having orgasms only if they find the “rapist” attractive. Scientific studies have shown that symmetrical people are subjectively more attractive to the opposite sex than asymmetrical people. Also, interestingly, recent studies have shown that symmetrical people have less health problems, making them genetically “fitter”. Therefore, the more symmetrical the rapist’s features, the more attractive he appears to his rapee, and the more likely she will orgasm and become impregnated.

Furthermore, contrary to popular belief, women are most likely to be impregnated not by the first man that ejaculates inside them, but by the man who gives them the most intense orgasm over a limited period of time. So, one can conclude that after “full sexual awakening”, an enlightened woman will become a complete slut for men’s cocks, participating in promiscuous behaviour, ultimately leading to regular gangbangs, as is her natural calling.


THE TIME OF THE “REVERSE HAREM” IS UPON US:

Even though from a sexual perspective the existence of a harem of men servicing one woman seems far more natural than that of which we are accustomed, the development of the structured family unit made such sexual expression impossible, in that one could never tell which male lover was the father. On the other hand, in the traditional harem, assuming no infidelity on the part of the female, the identity of both parents was obvious.

With both the advent of modern birth control and the existence of DNA analysis for the decisive identification of the father, these issues are now completely eliminated.


JUST SOME ADVANTAGES OF AWAKENING THE SLUT WITHIN:

•Scientific studies have show that highly sexually active people subjectively look several years younger than those who are not sexually active. Therefore, we can extrapolate that the more sex you have, the longer you will live. One of the goals of our religion is for members to reach a state of “continuous, uninterrupted sexual pleasure”. Once attained, one can theoretically live forever
•Lack of female orgasms causes intense stress. Ancient Greek physicians were the first in the world to manually manipulate women to bring them to orgasm as a treatment for “hysteria”. Centuries ago physicians employed midwifes to bring women to “paroxysm” to relieve stress. Up until only a few decades ago physicians regularly performed “manual manipulation” of the female genitalia to produce orgasm and relieve hysteria. The first vibrator was invented under medical patent during the late 19th century as a labour-saving device for physicians. It was a wind-up model that quickly powered down before a woman could cum. A steam powered version was invented which worked much better, but it was not until the widespread availability of electricity and the invention of the portable electric vibrator for physician housecalls, that the vibrator came into its own.

Cool story bro. You should tell it at parties.

[desert swordz]

has to be soxxxx/iata

[reverseapachemaster]

FUCK SHIT BITCH


what?

[JaxSuzy]

Originally Posted by reverseapachemaster

FUCK SHIT BITCH

Hey I recognize that from something, a movie or TV show. Tell me! It's not "piss out my ass" is it?