Its almost Christmas so lets get with it !!!!!!

fuck the pats, fire schotty and a merry xmas to you

 

I do believe that @DeathByJets', "Twas the Night Before Xmas" poem is always posted on the night before Xmas

 

What about an Haiku?

 

New York Fucking Jets
Too Damn Long Without Playoffs
Beer Intake Growing

 

Jets forever cursed.
Why do I deserve such pain?
They make me so sad.

 

Isaiah Crowell
Wiped his ass with a football
Highlight of our year

 

Bowles: dead man walking,
Lombardi already dead.
Future lies between.

 

Shoe Booty third pick
The Jets haven't killed him yet
Still looks fat to me

 

Happy Yule from my dog, Henry.



I was going to start a thread in honor of championjets69 tomorrow (there's a reason for it), but seeing as CBG already started a XMas thread, I'll probably just stick it in here. Then again, I might start the thread anyway to clutter up the board and annoy FJF. Probably that.

 

I don’t know the construct of an Haiku but I’ll give it a go.

Robby Robbie Robee
Six Three a buck eighty
Not a small frame

 

Todd Bowles
One More Year
The fuck outta here

 

We once signed a player named Plaxico
He shot himself

 

There once was a player named Leo
His hair was so wild
He drove a dude mental

 

Football Beer

Baseball Beer Beer Beer Beer

Beer Beer Beer

Beer Beer

Beer

 

Secure the bag

Leave the cannolis

 

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Or, the Irish version, the limerick:
5 lines
AABA rhyme format
The 1st and 2nd lines must rhyme
The 3rd and 4th lines must rhyme
The 5th line must rhyme with the 1st
The A lines have more words and syllables than the B lines
The 1st, 2nd, & 5th lines usually have 7-9 syllables
The 3rd & 4th lines usually have 5-7 syllables

And now my head hurts.

 

Almost:

Roses are so red.
Leonard Williams looks quite fat.
Violets are dark blue.