Santa Darnold Looks Fat to Me

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Moderator(s) feel free to move this to the BS Forum if you see fit. I thought this was really fun but I wasn't quite sure where to put it. Samta Claus, haha. Ho ho ho! Enjoy!

    EDIT: Shoe Booty Santa's reaction to the request for a Saquon Barkley jersey - twice in a row - is pretty funny.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Look at the kid who asks for a Nerf gun. He looks humiliated, annoyed, and miserable, haha.
     
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    K'OB 2021 TGG Fantasy Football Champ

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    What do you expect from some cunt with a manure top on. :rolleyes:
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I can't tell you how hard I laughed at that.
     
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    A couple off target throws in here. Hopefully top HC candidates don’t see this.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    [​IMG]

    "How about a nice, uh, football?"
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I like how he says that kid had to jump for it or something like that (poking fun at himself re: accuracy), hahahaha. However, he doesn't say anything about the kid he overthrew who took one for the team by taking a header on the mall floor. Better receiver than Kearse, though. Sign him.

    EDIT: The girl in the Robby Anderson jersey makes a clutch catch. Sign her, too.
     
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    It is good here. But if my bosses move this then it ain't on me. Great thread Jeto.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    "Chris." "I like that name. Kinda." A fun dig at Christopher Johnson, LMFAO. I am really starting to love Sam Darnold. Too bad none of the kids were named Jeremy or Todd.
     
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    The person that said we have the best name yet, Chris, was Chris Simms.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I know, I know, just making a flat funny; but I'm sure there's still truth to it.
     
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    Playing Santa is like playing 10 Easter bunnies.
     
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    Those poor kids. In 20 years they're going to be cursing at becoming Jets fans...
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Twenty years? You're shooting way too high.
     
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    I figure those kids look about 10-12 years old. Their delusion will hit them at about 30 years old that the Jets are/will be mediocre forever.
     
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    This could be a modern day Scrooge movie.

    "See, this is what your life would be like if you are a Jets fan."
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Starring Darron Lee as Tiny Tim.
     
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