Moderator(s) feel free to move this to the BS Forum if you see fit. I thought this was really fun but I wasn't quite sure where to put it. Samta Claus, haha. Ho ho ho! Enjoy! EDIT: Shoe Booty Santa's reaction to the request for a Saquon Barkley jersey - twice in a row - is pretty funny.
I like how he says that kid had to jump for it or something like that (poking fun at himself re: accuracy), hahahaha. However, he doesn't say anything about the kid he overthrew who took one for the team by taking a header on the mall floor. Better receiver than Kearse, though. Sign him. EDIT: The girl in the Robby Anderson jersey makes a clutch catch. Sign her, too.
"Chris." "I like that name. Kinda." A fun dig at Christopher Johnson, LMFAO. I am really starting to love Sam Darnold. Too bad none of the kids were named Jeremy or Todd.
I figure those kids look about 10-12 years old. Their delusion will hit them at about 30 years old that the Jets are/will be mediocre forever.
This could be a modern day Scrooge movie. "See, this is what your life would be like if you are a Jets fan."