The official Jets Pitchfork and Torch! It will come in handy when we need to replace the coaches (or GM) again in 3 years.
Some folks like water Some folks like wine But I like the taste Of straight strychnine You may think it's funny That I like this stuff But once you've tried it You can't get enough Wine is red Poison is blue Strychnine is good For what's ailin you.....If you listen to what I say You'll try strychnine some day Make you jump, it'll make you shout It'll even knock you out .
A Jets bottle opener - there's a maxim Ive followed for years - Win or Lose Must Have Booze! Trust me - supporting both the Jets and Sheffield United for 30+ years - it's the only way to get through the decades of disappointment. Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk
It'll probably arrive soon, chasing down the FedEx truck that blew by it carrying a Robert Foster jersey.
Get me a freakin' blimp! It doesn't need to be full size, a drone would be fine, just big enough to have an electronic message board on it.
A Jersey from a player on one of the older teams that played hard and helped us be competitive and get into the playoffs. Other than Adams who else on this team would be jersey worthy? Who might be here in 3 years?
Been a fan since first game at the Polo Grounds. So YES I guess I am as horrible as my Jets are. And please take a chill pill...
You do realise it was a joke right? As in giving anything Jets to somebody else as a present is just a horrible cruel thing to do.
Commentator "the officials ran in fast with the decision for the Pats" well colour me fucking shocked
