http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...jets-alleged-drunk-driver-20181113-story.html An over-served Gang Green fan was a bit green around the gills — and it’s all the Jets’ fault, he says. An allegedly intoxicated New Jersey man rear ended a car in front of him on Sunday, according to CBS New York, and when Wayne Township police responded to the scene they smelled alcohol on his breath. While receiving a sobriety test, the man blurted out to police officers that he “drank too much because the Jets suck,” CBS reported.
He should throw himself on the mercy of the court and hope the judge shows mercy for pathetic Jets fans.
Mandatory attendance at all Jets home and away games in full gear for a period of 2 years. Gavel comes down as Chris slinks out of the courthouse surrounded by a gallery of retired women wearing Tom Brady Jersey's handing out Mothers against Drunk drivers pamphlets...
I personally drink a little more when we win. There's better chance of stopping somewhere for a celebratory drink on the way home from MetLife. For those of us with a bit of NJ geographic knowledge, the West Milford guy probably blamed the NY Rangers last month when he got pulled over. He's saving the Knicks for his manslaughter charge.
the man blurted out to police officers that he “drank too much because the Jets suck,” CBS reported. The Jets winning creates sobriety. Interesting theory. Too bad we can't test it prior to the trial.
