Petty sucks...

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  1. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Lets play a new game. Since so many folks here thinks Petty sucks, lets have some fun with it.. I'll lead off but you guys try to keep it going... :)

    The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor because.... Petty sucks.
     
  2. ChrebetCrunch

    ChrebetCrunch Well-Known Member

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    Petty sucks because he is not a good QB.

    Bryce is the back up QB to a 97 year journeyman because Petty sucks.
     
  3. Cman68

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    Not very humorous but its a start I suppose..
     
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    I disagree, it's quite humorous. Your Pearl Harbor "joke" fell flat. Going for the misdirection of Germany bombing Pearl Harbor and not Japan? (Insert laugh here.)

    I'll play along. The RMS Titanic sunk because the engineers who designed the passenger liner knew that in about one hundred years, Petty would suck.
     
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    Brian Schottenheimer is indeed a very good offensive coordinator. He himself said so, I shit you not!

    http://www.espn.com.au/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5927813
     
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    Yankees missed the World Series because Petty sucks.
     
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    @Brook! is now a Mod because Petty sucks
     
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    Tebow is a Met because Petty sucks.

    (Does that work?)
     
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    Chad Pennington can't stay healthy because Petty sucks.

    Am I doing it right?
     
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    R U aware the NYJs have NEVER won the SB since 01/12/69 cause Petty sucks!!! :mad::mad::mad:
     
  11. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    That joke came from Animal House. The basic idea even for you Petty haters was to have fun. I'm glad you've decided to stop being an asshole and play along. Or don't play at all. I really don't GAF one way or the other.
     
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    That's the spirit!
     
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    Not real sure about that one... :)
     
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    champ will like this one! :)
     
  15. ChrebetCrunch

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    You clearly do give a fuck. I'll stop being an asshole as soon as you do. Looks like neither is happening.
     
  16. James Hasty

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    The Cleveland Browns will finish the year 0-16 because Petty sucks.
     
  17. Cman68

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    Have it your way.... This will not end well..
     
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  18. ChrebetCrunch

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    Agreed, for you.
     
  19. Cman68

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    Oh really....
     
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    ChrebetCrunch got banned because Petty sucks ..
     

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