Crabs went extinct when the bald eagle look became popular. Like most species, as the habitat disappeared so did they.
What is Sam Darnold learning today on a blackboard besides Xs and Os? Neither. He's watching game film. The Professor from 'Gilligan's Island' is in this, haha.
I went to go hit the head at this dive bar once and while reliving myself I saw this sign on the wall in front of me: DON'T THROW TOOTHPICKS IN THE URINALS - CRABS CAN POLEVAULT IRISH: DON'T EAT 'THE MINTS' BELOW .