LoL. The guy gets a vasectomy and STILL has 3 more kids. You can't make this shit up. He's got the super sperm.
A vasectomy doesn't render your 'sterile' immediately. Duh (not aimed a you). It could several months or up to a year - and then you still may have an occasional sneaker if you have a bad tie off (the way it's done now, there isn't even an incision, you wimps). You're supposed to wear a condom for at least six weeks, and then get a swim test . Six weeks later, another swim test. If you want to be extra sure, 6 wks later, another swim test. Me and my weird facts, I know. Either he had a stupid Dr. who didn't tell him the the deal or Cromartie wasn't the least bit compliant. Ummmmm . . .
How do we know all the kids are his? Getting knocked up after you sleep with Cro could be one of the greatest rackets in history at this point. And mad props for the thread title GG. You woke my brain up before noon.
That would account for 96.8% of post-vasectomy pregnancies. Bonafide accidents coupled with bad luck really does happen to sexually responsible people. Yes, it actually really does. Me, I'm the product of an out of wedlock teenage romance, which was 75% stupidity and not a bonafide accident. It's not like my birthparents didn't know that sex = babies. It was mostly not being able to get a pharmacy to sell you condoms coupled with that teenage invincibility thing. Needless to say, my biological father didn't go on to spawn 14 kids with 8 different women and my biological mother didn't have 14 kids with 8 different men. You get ONE free pass IMO. There's just no excuse after that, I'm sorry. A friend's son got his girlfriend pregnant a few years back. They were both 19. They weren't being sexually responsible. She had an abortion. That's your one free pass. Six months later she was pregnant again, and had the baby. And no, they're not low IQ or mentally retarded and they know that a + b = c. I really just don't fckn get it.
^Heh, well his wife recently said, "We're a 100% done!" That has to mean he was tested either during or after her latest baby. To be clear, I'm not blaming one gender over another and I have never implied that. It takes two to tango and two people to be equally stupid. You'd think after the twins she'd insist on him getting a swim test, but no, let's just keep doing it bareback! Yeah, wifey, let's get down! The fakk. If the last two pregnancies were purposeful - and that's a reproductive choice, of course - then they should've been honest about it publicly because his wife is so public about everything. However, I just think it was serious case of the lights on but ain't nobody home.